Good night Roberta

Captain Price, I salute you for kicking russian terrorists. And my respect goes to John Mactavish too. Amen

Dear Brother, keep your nose out my life, all you ever do is screw up in your twisted little mind.

I had fun last night. Hope you did too.

dear capital one thanks for lettin me rack up this debt i look forward to doin more business with you soon btw checks in the mail

You wanna see my collection?

Dear today,
You're gonna kick ***
And I don't care
What you have to say about that.

Quit picking on me or I am going to have to kick your azz

Dear KS, You really think I want to go out in the freezing cold at night, you are out of your mind

Before I throw it away, what does it taste like?

I've said the following words (or similar) to about three different friends today. So I'm just gonna post it here. Because I don't want to have to say it anymore.

An ex is an ex for a reason. Nobody changes enough to make that second or third or fourth chance end up any different than the first try did. That friction, no matter how well hidden is still gonna be there. Whatever missing piece between you two that was missing the first time around is still gonna be missing if you try again. And when your heart breaks the second or third time, it's gonna hurt even worse. Quit worrying about the one who didn't care enough to be part of your future and enjoy yourself till you find the one who wants nothing more than to be your past, present AND future. It'll all be ok. It won't always hurt this much.

Dear Person-of-Little-Interest.

I said stfu.
Yet.
I still hear you talking.
Are you deaf? Clogged ears?

You are right. I haven't called lately.
You are right. I haven't e-mailed you.
You are right. I haven't Facebook blasted you.
You are right. I haven't responded once to you.

Despite stacking evidence.
You still think..
...something's wrong with me?

......?
Regis.
She needs to phone a friend.

Hun.
Have I told you lately..
..how much I hate you?

If not.

I hate you.

Hate.
M.

P.S.

I did lie.
The dog didn't eat your panties.

I burned them.

i think you have herpes.

I care

..interesting.

>.>

I'm confusededed!!!!!!

I hate it when you smoke down there!! I have to shut my patio door or my whole apartment smells like smoke.

I stay that way