Topic: Dear Diary.... | |
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I just had a funny feeling and went to the back door and there was this guy standing there in my yard! I didn't hear anything. It's like I knew.
I have quite a bit of material for my house including my new furnace and some bigger tools I don't want inside. FREAK ME OUT!!! |
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OMG, The baglady???
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wtf??? and you just looked at him??? did he run???? he prolly is stealing your lumber etc.......shoot him!!!!!!!!! shoot him nowwwwwwwwwww!!!!
oh course I will be wearing that exact same outfit fanta......its the canadian way!!! |
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I'll be there!!!!
That would piss me off kid!! |
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ya well I still have to renew my passport.......I was looking at my passport today and wow I had really short hair once..... and I kinda looked good with short hair......maybe I chop it all of again!!!
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No I didn't shoot him. I asked him WTF he's doing in my yard at this time of the night. He told me a friend of his lived here a while ago and he was just waiting for a ride.
BS!!! I've owned this house for almost three years. I just went out to see if anything had been moved and there's a 3 1/2 foot long piece of 2x4 beside the back door that wasn't there earlier. WTF!!!!! |
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uhhhhhhhhhhh thats the oldest trick in the book kid......do you have a gun???? If you shoot him........shoot him dead cause if you just wound him he could sue you.....ya I know these things.....
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Im still waiting on the leg!!!
Well diary, Im off to sleep and dream of beautiful Canadians in sexy bikinis!!! Nite Gypsy and Purple!! I believe Ill check the yard first. Wheres my gun??? |
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dear diary........wow Im violent........or maybe it was Muriel!!!!!!!!!!!
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ya waitin for his ride to throw your stuff in no doubt ! keep a malatov cocktail and a fire extinguisher handy for the next visit ..
but if it is the baglady , keep her away from open flame!! |
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<-------this is kid tonight!!!!
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dear diary.......the difference in americans and canadians.......if an american catches someone on their property they shoot to kill, a canadian asks politely what they are doing there!!!
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Gotta change my M.O.
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That's true Gypsy. I'm just wondering if he was closer to that 2x4 if he would have politely tapped me on the head with it. I wonder if I should phone the RCMP.
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DBD,
This game is making me nuts!!! javascript:ol('http://www.iol.ie/~dluby/escape.htm'); Kid you want my machete??? |
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People are crazy.
Once when I was married, my wife had went to get something out of the car. When she came back in a guy came in behind her and was following her up the hall. He didnt see me, and I grabbed the fireplace shovel, followed him and nailed his ass! Then told her to call the cops. She hadnt even known he was there. He slipped in as the door was closing!! Wow, That was 20 years ago!! |
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@ gypsy's version of kid tonight....
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I think a good old fashioned axe is always a nice touch!!! or ninja stars......whatever works!!!!!!
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Nah, I have a few items around if need be but I'm not a violent person.
I wonder if he has my wheelbarrow and my riding mower. |
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Kid, that would prolly be a good idea..
cuz if something happened is there anybody around??? |
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