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hahaaaaaaaaaaa dear diary........You guys are the best!!!!
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diary.....I seriously need to get dressed.......and wash my dishes and buy food and bla blabla.......be back later!!!
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Dear Dairy, now I remember why I bought a jackhammer. Breaking concrete with a sledgehammer sucks. Wish the darn thing wasn't broken.
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lets try DYNOMITE !! or there is a recipe for nitroglycarin on the net no doubt ...
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No nitro in the basement. It's getting too cold to not have a roof or walls!
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DD...some one stole my jackhammer today.....
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Dear Diary,
Just venting.... Teddy |
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DD..I'm helping MzTeddy vent
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DD i want a help to...
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omg DD..a 22 yr old kid just emailed me saying it is too bad I live too far away from him...I'm old enough to be this boys mother!!
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Dear diary.........Im getting out the baby powder right now!!!!
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DD.. poor boy also needs some help with communication skills and he has been instructed in the art of reading a WHOLE profile here and not just going by just a pic...ahh youth of today
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Dear diary........I went out today, and as usual, people were staring at me......not just men but women too.....I felt like asking them wtf they are staring at? but then I thought.......I bet they think Im Brittany Spears, or maybe even Pink.....
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Did you have unicorn hair when you left the house?
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Dear diary.....no I did the hair straightening thing and ohhhhhhhh but I was wearing the flash dance pants.....
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DD..Harry stole my jackhammer anddddd Gypsy went out looking like a cross between Brittney Spears and Pink, half her head was bald the other half was bright pink and blonde, I saw her while she was out and I just stared at her..just because I knew she would need someone to stare at her so she would have something to post and then Gypsy hit me in the head with her purse and said GO HOME CHERUB!!
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Dear diary.......so that's who it was!!!!! You know its waaaaaaaay safer staying at home right??? And quit looking at me!!!
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I didn't steal your jackhammer but if you find out who did would you ask them if I could borrow it?
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Dear diary.......why are we breaking concrete??? just pour new stuff ontop.....
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DD...Someone has my jackhammer and Harry needs it who could have my jackhammer??
Also I learned its safer to stay home when Gypsy's out , her purse is way freakin heavy and now my head is leaking...I also learned that when you look at her do it from behind the paper so she doesn't see you
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