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dear diary, what if you dont drink? i hardly ever do, maybe once a year if that
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such lies~~~~~~~!!!!
 
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But can you still laugh along with me and the cat box fiascoes??????
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Dear diary......do you have a non smoking pet???? I have 2 cats and one is a " I dont care if you smoke" kinda cat........but the other is a total non smoking cat......what gives>>??? what the h*ll???
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Dear diary, I hope Gypsy is well rested so she can rock my world......
with her sense of humor 
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Dear diary, it sucks that I am unable to goof off on here today because I have business to attend to. But I'll keep that strange woman in mind though.
 
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OMG Diary where were you ...................
bleh..........
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dEAR DIARY......i JUST Woke up and I have that nasally voice now......do you ever notice that when you wake up like that you always have to listen to the nasally voice by saying "ohhhhhhhh" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh repeatedly???? Its like Im feeling sorry for myself and I need to hear it.....
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mornin girls...nasally eh...lol
gargle with salt water??? dear Diary...why do i like listening to people gargle?? why does it trigger hysterical laughter? and especially when they gargle yankee doodle??? do i need help?? 
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Dear diary.....gargling.....its not in my throat it in my noseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! Im making all sorts of noises right now, it will pass....
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh!!
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Morn/noon B8tant ..
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hey lady
well Gypsy ya can snort it too if ya wanna
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Dear diary......I wonder what they put in cat food....my cat just puked on the carpet again and the dye is ruining my carpet.....red dye number ?
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Maybe if I gargle with salt water it will go away....
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to yankee doodle or it won't ever wash out
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Especially yankee doodle dandy!!!
With this also help with the dishes??? Cause I can't find the counters......and everything is dirty......ewwwwwww I hate it when it gets like this....  
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Dear diary....did he just stick his tongue out at me?????
Orrrrrrrrrrr does that translate to.....I will do your dishes for free.... 
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hey!! not every day someone offers to come over an lick your dishes clean...
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg!!! Spit out french vanilla coffee on monitor!!!
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