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Dear diary....uh oh......the new Matt just looked at my profile.....I wonder if he knows about Muriel
 Im thinking.......will he understand the fact that I cannot behave???? these are some of the things Im pondering right now.....
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Oh and btw.......can I be 25 again???
  
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that belongs in the Dear Santa thread dearie
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Dear diary........my man counter has gone up again with this picture.....it amazes me what men want in a woman!!!
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Dear diary....I want a turkey dinner....its thanksgiving weekend here and I won't be getting a dinner......well mom made the best turkey anyways.......maybe I will get a Happy meal from Mcdonalds on thanksgiving!!!
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I'm gonna cook a bird .tommy..come on over!! you can help me force those kids to do the dishes !!
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dear diary,, wanted to say hey to gyps and purple cat, hows yall today?
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hi , thumper ...
I'm tryin to cheer up .... I actually almost had a date ... then he turned jerkwad.... bleh....actually ....but in actuality I will be fine...
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Heya thumper.....Im still in my jammiez!!! Hmmmmmm the unicorn hair is slightly behaving right now....I may even go buy some food today.....ahhhhhhhhh the life of a single person!!! Full of so much fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhh I would soooooooooooo come on over for a turkey lurkey purple.......but the time factor of travellinbg bla bla oh hey Im actually working on thanksgiving.......double time!!! 
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need me to come have a talk with the jerkwad purple?? or show you how we do it down south?
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Dear diary....does it involve Bubba and beer bellies???
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well ...every body is welcome , its about a 20 pounder ...
Damn them an science ,,,they waste to much time on useless crap when they should REALLY be working on a teleporter for us!
I'd take double time pay over turkey grease any day ...
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nope,, involves me cooking fer her and treating her like a lady so she knows what to look for in a boyfriend. anyway both yall are too skinny for me to mess with.
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ya ! maybe ! pretty ignorant ...I'm not a hermit by choice..
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Dear diary......I like anyone who calls me skinny!!!
Ohhhhhhhhh food..........man cooking???? OMG!!!! Im getting too excited here\\\\\\\\\\\\\!!!!!!!!!!!
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your not ignorant cat, not by a long shot.
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no she meant the other guy.........which he was!!!
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oh , i didnt mean me , he is ignorant to what life is like for a disabled person with 3 kids an no friends or family ...not easy , wasnt my choice entirely but I do my best to make the best of it , I was told i was irresponsible because i have no friends or family ..and that there was no excuse cause I am good looking ...wtf ..looks dont mean $hit ... he has no idea what a caring, giving ,loving, mother i am .....
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you want i should teach dis guy a lesson he wont forget??? best brooklyn accent,, at least as brooklyn as a southern fella can get
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ya......what kid wouldnt want Baglady as a mom???
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