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Topic: Dear Diary....
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 10/02/07 10:20 PM
Captains Log Star Date .... yesterday day... think pink fuzz on Uranus has amassed and has become a pink film over Uranus .. the crew is panicking .. Spock cant stop wretching ...... and scotty Beamed himself up.}}we dont know where as of yet {{ We may have to surrender ourselves to the pink film , we've lost all hope .... If we only had a JUMBO roll of toilet paper to guide us ...

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 10/02/07 11:32 PM
and a box of toothpicks......

TheLonelyWalker Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11870	Tue 10/02/07 11:33 PM
and some vagisil

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 10/02/07 11:33 PM
dont forget the duct tape,, it fixes anything

Coolhead Joined Mon 01/22/07 Posts: 2525	Tue 10/02/07 11:34 PM
& a box of moose poop

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 10/02/07 11:35 PM
and of course my trusty glue gun !!

anemail Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 2092	Tue 10/02/07 11:36 PM
and pie; a source of energy is important

Coolhead Joined Mon 01/22/07 Posts: 2525	Tue 10/02/07 11:37 PM
with your best friend gunner

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 10/02/07 11:37 PM
PIZZA pie ?.....

Coolhead Joined Mon 01/22/07 Posts: 2525	Tue 10/02/07 11:38 PM
dear diary, where is my strange love?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 10/02/07 11:38 PM
dont forget the MUFFINNS !!!!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/02/07 11:39 PM
Dear diary.....the power went out from 11 am to 7 pm tonight......ughhhhhhhhh no shower.....bad hair.........work with no power.......not coolio but was amazing what I can do with a hangover........I thin k Im gonna take it easy tonight...

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 10/02/07 11:39 PM
and we cant forget the baling wire,, and the gorilla glue

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/02/07 11:40 PM
btw the entire 2 towns were out of power......gas stations, grocery stores everything.......it was like a gas town......at first I did my dishes.....and then I stared at my carpet for 2 hours.......waiting waiting.....

Coolhead Joined Mon 01/22/07 Posts: 2525	Tue 10/02/07 11:41 PM
I think she likes burned cookies which in her eyes are moose poop :-0~!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/02/07 11:41 PM
then I thought.....maybe I get a coffee at timmies???? but oh nooooooooooooo that was shut down too!!!!!!!! It was hell and I survived.......

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 10/02/07 11:42 PM
oh , Squeegee chased something in when I let him in tonight , my daughter thinks it might be a shrew , its hurt now , he caught it but my daughter went ""oh NOO"" an he let it go , its behind the fridge ... Squeegee is guarding the fridge ....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww next critter........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/02/07 11:42 PM
oh and miss smart that I am......brings a frozen microwave dinner to work!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/02/07 11:43 PM
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I had a bird in my house once.....flying around half bloody from my battle cats....blood hitting the walls.......gaaaaaaaawd....

bl8ant Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 2965	Tue 10/02/07 11:44 PM
awww geeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee...i just woke up ladies....