Dear diary........I miss honey "buns"

My beautiful pumkin got deleted......

STUPID FREAKIN JEHOVAS WITNESSES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCARED SQUEEGEEE AWAY AN PISSED ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DONT ARGUE WITH ME AND YOUR NAIVE a$$ BIBLE GOBBLY GOOP NONSENSE THERE IS NO MAGIC IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yikes....
One time while they were at my door and my bro in law was at my house....I introduced them to him....and then he reached around and grabbed my boob (for them to see)......

Never have I seen anyone fun away from my house so fast!!

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I TOLD THEM I DONT BELIEVE IN THERE NONSENSE
THE BIBLE WAS TRANSLATED BY MEN WITH THERE OWN NEEDS AND WANTS
I BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION NOT MAGIC !
HE KEPT WHIPPIN OUT THE BIBLE AN TRYIN TO PROVE ME WRONG ,,HOW STUPID !
ITS SO STUPID ..........
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IDIOTS AND THERE HERE AFTER ..
NO THANKS
i CHOOSE HELL!

Dear diary.........ewwwwwwwwwwwwww jehovah witnesses at your dooooooooor!!!!!!!!!! and they scared Sqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqueeeeeeeeeeegie???? oh let me at em let me at em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im slightly miffed at the fact my power keeps going out.........it messes with my monitor and then I have to start taking apart wires and I DONT FEEL LIKE TAKING APART WIRES RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

oH AND DIARY???? I just have to mention that my waking up was due to my cat pukin on my bedroom carpet!!!! Oh bliss!!!

And you can all have my life for a surprizing low price of $1.99 plus tax!!!

um ,
i'll take whats behind door number 3 bob..

Dear Diary.......ok ok.....99 cents!!!! But that is my final offer!!!!

um ,
i'll take whats behind the curtain Bob!!!

why do those JW's target me ,
i'm lookin around out the window , there are 4 other houses on the property around me , i'm sort of in the center , they didnt go an knock on any one elses door , just mine ....
this is not the first time , they come at least once or twice a year , an dont bug the other neighbors ....
the last place i lived at had 3 houses on the property , they only came to mine there as well .........
there targeting me damn it!

I'm bein stalked by the jesus party people...

purple - you got mail...from Santa

Noooooo...to early for Santa!!!!

door knocker probebly wouldnt stop them ...
they where sweet looking old people ....
they where making me angry ...
I eventually told them they where upseting me.. GO!!
I was fighting swearing at them , and I feel really bad cause they where nice old people but they where pushing god on me and if there was a god i would be very angry .......
I dont like the uncompfortable position they put me in ...

my witnesses story (its true)

I was staying the weekend at a friends farmhouse with another friend. Early saturday morning a car came up the drive. I already had a beer seeing as how this was a big party weekend and my friend went out to see who it was. I looked out and saw the two ladies in flower print dresses holding thier books and I knew what was up. So with no shirt on I stepped outside and called to my friend "hurry up with your friends its almost time for the sacrifice" Then Bouncer and I (remember Bouncer my rottweiller?)went out the back door and picked out a black pigmie goat(I did say this is a farmhouse right?)and hearded him around the frount of the house yelling to my friend"help me catch the sacrifice". I ran aruond the house and into the back door right to the front window and looked out to see the car half way out of the drive

my mom used to get excited and all giddy when she would see them comin up the drive way .......
she loved fukcin with there heads , sometimes i felt bad for them ...

My mom used to lock the doors and make us hide quietly in the bedroom until they went away....
NO JOKE!!