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well i would be mad if my surf board broke
but do i have to say if i haven't surf in 3 years i wanna surfffffff |
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Dear Diary,
Mine just needs a fin-ectomy....I usually have a spare, but...but...my daughter borrowed my spare fin... Borrowed my arse!!!!!She never gave it back!!!! (The fin, not my arse) |
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lol
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All i read was arse (typical man reading)
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Dear Diary,
Hence the bracketed section for the errr...other portion of the population.. |
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Dear diary. Feeling a bit depressed today. Yeh feeling a little blue.
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blue balls????????
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yes?
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Dear Big D,
Am I in trouble?? Why is Mike looking at me?? Maybe its my ice cream cones. Maybe LHB needs them for his BBs |
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Dear Diary, I'm tired as hell. School is kicking my ass......but love the art. Can't live without it. I'm in love with my new career goal!!!! Unless some prince is shining armor comes and takes me off to art school in some fancy smancy upper middle class nieghborhood community college......mmmahhhhhhh.....ya right....gotta hit the sack. Been dropping little posts here and there....love everyone! nite
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Dear Big D,
I think Mike viewed me when he deleted the chiefs thread in sex that I said "don't make me come over the hill & b*tch slap you" Foolish boy see what you made me do!!! |
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Dear diary ,
i'd like to be under the sea in an octopuses garden in the shade................... |
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Dear diary!!
Im feelin like sex!! |
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Dear Diary.........my man counter has gone up by 900000000000% since I posted this pic!!!!
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he'd let us in
knows where we've been in his octopuses garden in the shade |
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So Big, do you want the number to Puget Sound Energy, just dial 800 instead of 888, and they will answer with "are you feeling horny" - you can take it from there, okay?
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send it to him marie!!!
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when you eat your smarties ........
do you crunch them very fast?????? |
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dear diary:
ask gypsy how is she doing? |
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But he might thump me on the head.
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