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Which end does the milk come out of a bunny? Do you have to sqeeze them?
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Im not sure kid, but its chocolate!!
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Dear Diary,
Bunny milk comes from the same place as from the Penthouse models. You may have to nurse a long time but it is worth it! |
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Dear Diary,I just hate to keep rubbing it in,but I hope everyone enjoyed the Packer game
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Captains Log ....
Star Date :......... not lately The teleporter is malfunctioning and we lost half of one of those red coat guys .... if we could locate a universal transponder we could repair it and locate Spock...... Yet again we are low on toilet paper .... and THIS time the klingons are goin round and round OURANUS .. Spock is on a mission .... to seek out new toilet paper ..stronger MORE ABSORBENT , yet still so soft..... |
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what ya doing purplecat?
did u have dinner? |
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ya had dinner ,...
came up with genius idea ,... saved the day ,... went to room an passed out for awhile watchin scooby doo , and the reluctant werewolf 
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is everything better now?
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I think so ..
i'm half asleep ... ya actually my idea ..ya I got her all fixed up an her project is done ..last minute , but done.. |
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r u going back to sleep?
u need some rest |
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oh probebly in awhile ....most likely yup...lol..
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what's going on in planet uranus?
did u guys found the spot? or is it Mr. spock? |
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Dear Diary........the toilet paper android has arrived!!!!
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jeez its OURanus that we're worried about.......
Mr Spock ...seein spots..
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OURanus?
hell no it has to URanus and who is this android who invited her? |
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Dear Diary......Ive seen so many ****s........so many ****s!!!
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any with
PINK FUZZ ???????????
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Dear Diary.....no pink fuzz but I think I seen some red peppers in there!!!
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ouch !......
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Dear Diary........ahhhhhhhhh Im having a really nice idk..cheapo sauvignon blanc.......join me???
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