Dear Diary,

I wonder if gyps went for the ex-lax or visine cookies today?

BLOW HOLE!!!!

Dear Diary...owwwwwwwwww owwwwwwwwwww omg owwwwwwwwww!!!! pain omg I don't know what I did today but my right shoulder is in pain!!!

Here let me blubber it for you!!!

Dear Captains Log
Star date ...unknown ..
We where circling Uranus when we relised we had made a crucial error ....not enough toilet paper ..with the inter galactic walmart closed there was nothing left we could do ....
but wait
and
hope .....
hope that Gypsy makes it through the teleporter despite the inter stellar cloud that blocked the molecular transporter ...
the crew waited anxiously and contacted family members in the case of their demise ...
the air was thick and the tension was , well you could cut it with a knife ...
the doctor reluctantly handed Xanex out amoungst the crew members .....

ohhhhhhhhh give me morphine!!! Can barely type!!!

gypsy did u bring vagisil?

oh ...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
administers morphine...??

Dear Diary,

Capt. Ahab has issued an advisory to the crows nest. Be on the lookout for Moby ****!

Dear diary......sometimes I just don't feel fresh!!!

ha ha , try new masingil disposible douche....lol

oh ... at baygirl up there ,,,^^^
VISENE COOKIES!!!

Der diary.....I had to bring my mouse pad and mouse to the keyboard level beause I can barely raise my arm to drink my diet coke\1111

Hey it feels like im dancein!!!

OOPPPS did i do that?

ohhhhhhhh and my left knee cap hurts too\1 no idea what I did!!!

Dear Diary,

But you shoulda seen the other girl!

Cum hang out in the pool gypsy!!!!
lets play motor boat!!!!

dear diary.........I WANT BEN GAY!!!!

dear diary:
tell gypsy that i can massage her

Massage this!!!!!!