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don't forget to sit down
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Bye the way could you come over and water my lawn?
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u have to get ur sister in bikini there
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Boy you think about kinky stuff like that all on your own?
Or is that just how they doit where you live?
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and i thought u were the redneck?
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No man!!!!
 Mountain man!!!  Not a flat land redneck!!
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then u r a hillbilly
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No hillbillys live in the country!!
Boy your dumb!!!
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dear diary. getting kind of heated in here
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Take off your cloths!!!
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don't be scared of the big boy
he has a mouth as big as his butt but he does not bite |
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Hey next time you come over to clean my sidewalk
Could you plant some pretty flowers bye my driveway?
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can u intrioduce ne to your gf first?
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Sure but really do you wanna see her laugh?
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Dear Diary,
I'm  for joy!!! I'm soooooo happy today!!! Why? Secret!   Luvs, 
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i don't mind if she has a couple of teeth
i'm fine |
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But what if she doent like beans?
Would you stay?
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she will
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Maybe but i bet its hard to get a green card this time of year huh?
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