Dear Diary......I havent had a wagon wheel in omgggggggggggggggg hmmmmmmmmm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.......

this is not helping my fat day!!!

WOULD LIKE LIKE A LONG ONE??????

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<-----------HE MAKES ME DO THIS!!!!!!! lol

<--------PULLS OUT THE CHEAP WINE SHE BOUGHT TODAY!!

hey Baby Canadian Champaign is AWESOME !! I was going to get some of that today ,,I should have!!! had to get my car insurance renewal,,ouch ,,ugh ,, an my four year old was a night mare today ... .........
wherez that kalua

Grabs TREE glasses and a candle and set in for a LONGNIGHT........

dEAR dIARY......i JUST took a pic of my fat cat smokey........the scared of the camera cat.......hold while i upload@@@!!

Dear Diary,

You've gotten wider since I was last here.

Today was such an interesting day,


Had a non conversation with a grieving Dad,

Kind of awkward no matter how many times I go

visit.

a long conversation with a new friend,

a bit of bush remedy dispensing,

Some parrying with the prose

and played a whole game of Marco polo by myself,

and still lost...

Oh I got a marriage proposal, and a new son,

no toaster though..

Why am I writing like this?

Cause I didn't want to make you self conscious

about your extra width.

hahaha Dear Diary..........

this is my fat cat Smokey.......and that is his "mama blankie" which is actually a blue jacket I used to wear but he has sucked on it since he was a kitten.....

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my squegers looks like that right now curled up snoozin ,,I'll take a snap ..please hold...lol

dEAR dIARY......FORGIVE ME FOR SHOWING MY *****!!!

awww
theres my pu$$y...
my pu$$y's name is Squeegee....

but dont be thinkin i go around rubbin my pu$$y on windows now ....

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH I DID ANOTHER BELLY LAUGH!!!!!

<------LOOKS AT PURPLES PU$$Y!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

h haaaaaaaaaaa HA HA HA ...
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK THE THREAD IN GENERAL NOW PURP!!!! LOL

Dear Diary......I cant stop looking at my eyebrows!!!

I keep lookin at my pu$$y....................