how rude!!! no *****!!!!lol!!!!

Dear Diary......I was looking at my eyebrows and they are on my bathroom counter for morning examinations and funzies!!!

Dear Diary......I went for another job interview this morning and guess what................................................................SUCCESS at last.

YOU GOT A JOB?????

Does somersaults anf back flips
Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not much of a job.
Pulling beers for a living, but hell a jobs a job these days.

I'm about to head to bed...but just wanted to say...

Congrats Tom!

Pulling beers is good!




Good night/day!

Dear Diary,
I said a little prayer before going to this one resident I have to deal with. For the first time last night I didn't have to battle with him. I just about fainted; He has a sense of humor. I have had someone else to deal with him. I have had to psyche myself to go into his room but evidently he is finally accepting the place. His hip has healed considerably and he is not in as much pain. The room light hurts his eyes but his little overhead light is not as bright. It has taken some doing not to trip over his oxygen tube. I am definately getting some wd 40 to grease those squeaky doors. Squeaky doors that sound like a haunted house and dementia really does not mix well. Was nice to know that second shift read the big sign in the nurse's station that resident do not piss out their ears and to please put the soaker pads so when they urinate outside the briefs that the soaker pad catches it so that we don't have to do complete linen changes every night. It was fun to work with Lisa again and the midget is as cute as always.

Dear Diary,

Bad Kitties! Bad!!!

Dear Diary,

Congrats to Tom!

(((hill))) Glad to hear your patient is doing better. Hand hill a can of wd40......for the squeaks in the doors.

Dear Journal ...

For some unknown reason , even tho the weather is magnificient today , I have just sneezed about 8 times and my brains are all over the front of my shirt .... I REALLY don't like it when that happens ... I look like someone threw strained peas thru a sieve ..... LMAO .... how attractive is THAT ???..... LMAO

Thanks, Creation. I am trying every trick I can pick up to make my job easier.

The midget is this little lady cna that is eighteen years old. I keep asking her when she is going to grow up and she keeps asking me when I am going to shrink. She is on second shift then I come on third. Luckily the crank handles on most of the old beds work good. I crank up for my height and she cranks them down for her height. Really love the electric beds with the remote controls. You can just about rock the residents to sleep with them.

Dear "J " ....

OK I changed my shirt and for some reason ... I look like Curly .... HEY MO ??!!!?!?!?!?!..... knyuck knyuck knyuck

dEAR dIARY.......I think we had a pu$$y fest last night!!! Hmmmm things that happen in the middle of the night!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaay!! for UK who got a job pulling beers....I take it that is a bartender???

my pu$$y is still tired...

hahaha my pu$$y is still tired too!!!!

and my left arm hurts now.......

<-------drinks french vanilla coffee mmmmmmmmmmm

Dear Diary.....I just realized that I have to be a pu$$y for at least a day or no one will understand the pu$$y thread!!!

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so we should continue to show pu$$y I guess eh..?

Dear Diary

yeah, yeah....just me again and I am bragging again....(everybody can take turns slapping me later!!)
I finally got the new digital camera downloaded to the computer and this is one of the pics from Baltimore of me and TheCaptain!!! This man is a dream and I am glad he is miine!

Eileen




***running away so nobody can slap me!!**

I guess so!!!! lmaoooooooooooo!!!! Of course my man counter is going down....