Drew, I love you but you are such a little weirdo. LOL. You are so out there. I sometimes wonder if it's like the movie Eraserhead and if I was f'd up on drugs or alcohol suddenly I would actually comprehend what you were saying as most of the time I am just too dim witted. LOL. I think you need to call into Joe Crummy's Water Bong theatre because they would understand you better than me. My mind is just not that expansive. Love you though.

Every 8.37 words i used to say was a swear word, at the moment this has increased to every 5.49 words. I have recently become a dad, so i am getting my swearing in now while he is too young to understand.

I am always curious about those who do nothing but swear for no actual reason. I know a couple of people who do that, and cannot hold everyday conversations without injecting several swears through out it. I often wonder is it just an impulse, or just a certain image they want?

Well i see if you were on a ship and a sailer with just 5000 dudes dam and no lady's or booze you have a right to cuss lolllllll must of been ruff then bro .... but me i been on a sail boat lolll but with lady's on board and a cold beer in my hand so i don't cuss much cheers

"I love ya, baby... gimme more... oh, yeah--- if you don't stop scratching my f....ng back this instant I'm going to throw you off the gddmned balcony, you azzole! Understood?!! Now... where were we??... Oh yeah... Yeah, baby, do it, I luv it when you do that... more... harder... ooo...."

Want to know the origins of the "F" and "C" word? They're old Anglo Saxon words which were once not classed as vulgar.

In days of old, when knights were bold he would come home from the Crusades, unlock the chastity belt and whisper in her ear...

"How I have missed thee. Are thou ready to f***, fair maid?" while carrying her off to the bed chamber...

...only to find that it had healed up to which he shouted "C***"!!!

Seriously, they are old Anglo Saxon words.

I swear a lot but only with people I know well. I won't swear infront of children or when I'm in company.

Here in the UK just about everyone cusses.

Glorious country!! Here in Toronto everyone spits. First they hark, then harken, then there is a pause of a certain length during which I clinch my fists, my jaw and my eyelids, and get as far as "Hail Ma..." then comes the patoooooiiiy.

I want to kill each and every spitter personally, with my bare hands, by making them lick up their own spittle off the sidewalk or the cashier's counter, or their children's shirt collar, and then holding it down in their throats until they stop gurgling and randomly fighting with their limbs.

Everybody spits, regardless of sex. For some reason, I find it especially disgusting when the Chula comes up deep from the throats of old, wizened, pruny little chinese ladies.

(Everyone is a lady in North America, as long as they are women. Men can't be ladies, the best they can aspire for is "queen". This is queer for a continent which has long been experimenting with egalitariasm and equality before the law (no birhtrights, but god save your skin if you're black. This is my new criticism of the USA, but I know I can't do it alone. I can't change their bigotted, racist, hateful culture all by myself. I am quite worked up about the Obama impeachment -- what about that murderous George W Bush, he was the one they should have tarred and feathered in my opinion.)

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The f and the c words are pervasive all across the board of germanic languages. Anglo-saxon and English are part of them, but they can be found in German, in Dutch, Danish, etc. in smaller amounts as well. The D word is, too, and such words as woman, through, thine, angst, Angstrom, Olaf Grunglungssteinbergerblumenbaumfeldheim, and wall, eggs, in, to,... in fact, it's hard to find a sentence in any English text that has no words of old germanic origins.

I cuss like a sailor when I hit my finger with a hammer, when the screwdriver's tip slips out of the screw's slot, or when find out I misspelled a word.

Every once in a while it is one of those OHHELL days!! lol

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... ya i cuss mostly when im frustrated. i live alone so im much worse than i was a few years ago.

I used to think I didn't swear at all until someone videotaped me and my bandmates. Every other word was f%^& this and f$^* that. I have since made a concious effort to not to swear,but it's not going that f%$&ing well.

I'm not a cusser, but I have a new worker who cusses up a storm, so I have been having fun heckling him. The guys were shocked to hear me.

I've heard some do it and it fits them, others it makes them look less educated for some reason.

I cuss like a sailor (Thanks for giving me the correct word - right over here we usually say "like a harbor prostitute", which actually fits me better ;) ) at times... but that's usually among friends and at fitting times. I know when to hold my tongue back... But if I do, everythng's fine. It gets dangerous when I'm BEYOND cussing... and I just *LOVE* to insult people without them noticing it at first, if they really get on my nerves...

Are there only specific reasons to swear? Is there a list somewhere?

You suck!

hehehehehe

That was funny, but...it still sucked.

:)

You are probaly right Honey. I only know the Monty Python definition of the word "F**K".....I got it on my mp3 player and it is hilarious.

was fun there too lolll

I only cuss all the time but no worries people,it's only permanent

You play for a Scottish pipes and drums band, or for a Salvation Army Streetcorner Charity band?

I heard somewhere that Johann Sebastian Bach used to say, "Gefickte heilige Maria" when his writing quill broke and made an inklbotch on his original Rosenheim-lace shirt sleeve. He had to soak it up with his white wig.