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| Topic: The Ash and Mike show - part 2 | |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do. Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. Carrington? Hmm.. I don't think so. I only ever seen three comedians in person. Cable Guy, Gallagher, and eh, crap, the alcoholic one from the Foxworthy crew.. Mini golf in a funeral home? That is pretty bad a**.. And there's only one reason I'd move to Tulsa... dear. I'd send you a youtube link, but I know you can't hear it.. And I know. How about we just both move to Chicago? Win win situation! SOLD!!!   Score.  And that's just one reason why I love you. :P |
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Well I wanted to be general. I wanted to piss off the WHOLE country. I think Russia as a whole is pretty damn brutal. I see... Piss off that country. Great idea, lol. Any Russians here? That's right. Phuck that. Let's talk aboot em |
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I'd love to check out Chicago. I'm tired of people complaining about the weather too. In LA, people cry when it rains for 2 days and everything breaks. We don't have real seasons here. If I wanted to see snow I'd go up North, but I'd rather try Chicago. Its so clean and awesome. I'd love to live there maybe one day. Well, if you do, hit us up. We'll all party or something. You know, if I'm not running after munchkins or something. xD |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do. Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. Carrington? Hmm.. I don't think so. I only ever seen three comedians in person. Cable Guy, Gallagher, and eh, crap, the alcoholic one from the Foxworthy crew.. Mini golf in a funeral home? That is pretty bad a**.. And there's only one reason I'd move to Tulsa... dear. I'd send you a youtube link, but I know you can't hear it.. And I know. How about we just both move to Chicago? Win win situation! SOLD!!! Score. And that's just one reason why I love you. :P I can't wait till I hear the rest.. While cuddling wif you. While watching movies and stuff. *dreams* |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do. Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. Carrington? Hmm.. I don't think so. I only ever seen three comedians in person. Cable Guy, Gallagher, and eh, crap, the alcoholic one from the Foxworthy crew.. Mini golf in a funeral home? That is pretty bad a**.. And there's only one reason I'd move to Tulsa... dear. I'd send you a youtube link, but I know you can't hear it.. And I know. How about we just both move to Chicago? Win win situation! SOLD!!! Score. And that's just one reason why I love you. :P I can't wait till I hear the rest.. While cuddling wif you. While watching movies and stuff. *dreams* I need a massage. My back is killing me. |
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D |
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Speaking of being topless..
You still owe me that 'list' you know. :X |
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D Lol, I'll be on my stomach. Even if I was topless you wouldn't have much of a view, aside from the tattoos on my back. |
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Speaking of being topless.. You still owe me that 'list' you know. :X I keep forgetting. |
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D Lol, I'll be on my stomach. Even if I was topless you wouldn't have much of a view, aside from the tattoos on my back. Well, I'd see before you laid down.. ..and when I rolled you over to do the front. :D |
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Speaking of being topless.. You still owe me that 'list' you know. :X I keep forgetting. I don't. So, I'll keep reminding you. :D |
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I just farted.
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I just farted. Noticed. My cat died. x.x |
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D Lol, I'll be on my stomach. Even if I was topless you wouldn't have much of a view, aside from the tattoos on my back. Well, I'd see before you laid down.. ..and when I rolled you over to do the front. :D People should actually just say sex, nobody really massages the front of anyone, lol. |
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I just farted. Noticed. My cat died. x.x  My condolences......... 
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D Lol, I'll be on my stomach. Even if I was topless you wouldn't have much of a view, aside from the tattoos on my back. Well, I'd see before you laid down.. ..and when I rolled you over to do the front. :D People should actually just say sex, nobody really massages the front of anyone, lol. I would. :( Before ravaging you... I mean. That's inevitable. :D |
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I just farted. Noticed. My cat died. x.x My condolences......... Geez, wth did you eat?! Mannnnn.... Poor Nemo. D: (Yes, my cat is named after a fish. >.> ) |
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D Lol, I'll be on my stomach. Even if I was topless you wouldn't have much of a view, aside from the tattoos on my back. Well, I'd see before you laid down.. ..and when I rolled you over to do the front. :D People should actually just say sex, nobody really massages the front of anyone, lol.  GREAT,,,so THAT,,might be where I have suffered MUCH DIFFICULTIES,,,, NOW YOU TELL ME THIS,,,,,sheeeshhhhh Just POPPED in to say WHATS HAPPENING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS? And I'M SORRY,,I FORGOT TO KNOCK,,so IF,,ANYONE'S NAKED,,,I WON'T LOOK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LONG,,
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I just farted. Noticed. My cat died. x.x My condolences......... Geez, wth did you eat?! Mannnnn.... Poor Nemo. D: (Yes, my cat is named after a fish. >.> ) It's the fatal after-effect when I eat too much of my own cooking........ |
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I need a massage. My back is killing me. Mmm.. I'd love to. Especially if you're topless for it. That way I can get your whole back. And have an awesome view. :D Lol, I'll be on my stomach. Even if I was topless you wouldn't have much of a view, aside from the tattoos on my back. Well, I'd see before you laid down.. ..and when I rolled you over to do the front. :D People should actually just say sex, nobody really massages the front of anyone, lol. GREAT,,,so THAT,,might be where I have suffered MUCH DIFFICULTIES,,,, NOW YOU TELL ME THIS,,,,,sheeeshhhhh Just POPPED in to say WHATS HAPPENING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS? And I'M SORRY,,I FORGOT TO KNOCK,,so IF,,ANYONE'S NAKED,,,I WON'T LOOK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LONG,, Hey! What's up man?? How's everything been going? And, no, sadly, she's not naked yet... I'm trying. >.> She's just so... Italian/Latina.. Ya know? |
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