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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me
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I'm moving to Oklahoma. :/ You are? |
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I never really cared for NYC, but that's just me. If I ever were to live in a really large city again it would have to be Chicago. My gawds.. Marry me.. Just flippin' marry me. :O Chicago is my favorite city all time. Soldier's Field, the Bears, the Bulls, the White Sox.. Wrigley Field... I'm yours forevermore. |
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The none-Russian parts. Ocean Parkway is the best. I wish I never left that area. ..got something against the Ruskies? lol, yeah that area is nice. Chayeah, that's my people. They're insane. They ruined Kings Highway da bastards. Parkway kills. Nothing better. My sister lives in Astoria. I be jealous. Where do you live now? Cali is it? Currently this is my homestead. Be changing soon |
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I never really cared for NYC, but that's just me. If I ever were to live in a really large city again it would have to be Chicago. |
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I'm moving to Oklahoma. :/ You are? Yeah, well, not like right now.. But yup. I gonna move to Tulsa. Heard it's kinda nice there. Larry the Cable Guy told me bout it. "What's Tulsa backwards? A slut." "What's a slut backwards? 50 bucks." |
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Duh, enough of this NY, PA, LA. Im going to Oregon coast. Pfff Hmmm, what's in Oregon? Wagons and snow? |
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me You're scrawny blue-eyed tushy will be shot and fed to the polar bears. xD Put some meat on your bones and grow some facial hair so you can blend in. |
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me you may have your work cut out for you, plus you'll freeze |
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me you may have your work cut out for you, plus you'll freeze Oh yeah.. ..and don't call them 'dudes'. AND what ever you do! STAY AWAY FROM KIEV! |
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me You're scrawny blue-eyed tushy will be shot and fed to the polar bears. xD Put some meat on your bones and grow some facial hair so you can blend in. carry around vodka and be sure to bring some misery while you're at it. |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do.
Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. |
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MariahsFantasy
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Sun 01/15/12 12:18 PM
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me you may have your work cut out for you, plus you'll freeze Oh yeah.. ..and don't call them 'dudes'. AND what ever you do! STAY AWAY FROM KIEV! ummmm i was just thinkin former USSR is the worst of them. never been there, heard the stories, peed my pants...too much adventure for meh |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do. Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. Carrington? Hmm.. I don't think so. I only ever seen three comedians in person. Cable Guy, Gallagher, and eh, crap, the alcoholic one from the Foxworthy crew.. Mini golf in a funeral home? That is pretty bad a**.. And there's only one reason I'd move to Tulsa... dear. |
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me you may have your work cut out for you, plus you'll freeze Oh yeah.. ..and don't call them 'dudes'. AND what ever you do! STAY AWAY FROM KIEV! ummmm i was just thinkin former USSR is the worst of them. never been there, heard the stories, peed my pants...too much adventure for meh USSR is the.. worst of them? So, the whole country is bad? I just named a city, lol.. But dang you wanna name the whole area... |
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Done! Im moving to Moscow, Russia. Hope those dudes accept me you may have your work cut out for you, plus you'll freeze Oh yeah.. ..and don't call them 'dudes'. AND what ever you do! STAY AWAY FROM KIEV! ummmm i was just thinkin former USSR is the worst of them. never been there, heard the stories, peed my pants...too much adventure for meh USSR is the.. worst of them? So, the whole country is bad? I just named a city, lol.. But dang you wanna name the whole area... Well I wanted to be general. I wanted to piss off the WHOLE country. I think Russia as a whole is pretty damn brutal. |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do. Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. Carrington? Hmm.. I don't think so. I only ever seen three comedians in person. Cable Guy, Gallagher, and eh, crap, the alcoholic one from the Foxworthy crew.. Mini golf in a funeral home? That is pretty bad a**.. And there's only one reason I'd move to Tulsa... dear. I'd send you a youtube link, but I know you can't hear it.. And I know. How about we just both move to Chicago? Win win situation! |
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Next to San Juan which will always be my home, Chicago has to be my favorite large city, too. Everything about it, plus the fact that there is, or used to be a miniature golf place in the basement of a funeral parlor. I'm not sure why I find that awesome, but I do. Tulsa isn't that bad, but eh. Have you ever heard of Rodney Carrington? He's a hilarious stand up comedian.. he had a few stories about Tulsa. Carrington? Hmm.. I don't think so. I only ever seen three comedians in person. Cable Guy, Gallagher, and eh, crap, the alcoholic one from the Foxworthy crew.. Mini golf in a funeral home? That is pretty bad a**.. And there's only one reason I'd move to Tulsa... dear. I'd send you a youtube link, but I know you can't hear it.. And I know. How about we just both move to Chicago? Win win situation! SOLD!!! |
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Well I wanted to be general. I wanted to piss off the WHOLE country. I think Russia as a whole is pretty damn brutal. I see... Piss off that country. Great idea, lol. |
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I'd love to check out Chicago. I'm tired of people complaining about the weather too. In LA, people cry when it rains for 2 days and everything breaks. We don't have real seasons here. If I wanted to see snow I'd go up North, but I'd rather try Chicago. Its so clean and awesome. I'd love to live there maybe one day.
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