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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 01/18/12 05:33 AM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love...

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/18/12 06:00 AM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/18/12 06:20 PM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 01/18/12 06:22 PM Edited by vivian2981 on Wed 01/18/12 06:25 PM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name! really????

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/18/12 06:23 PM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... really???? Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name! See what I mean???

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 01/18/12 06:29 PM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... really???? Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name! See what I mean??? How can this be???? It has to be fixed posthaste!!!....sound the sirens ...light the bonfire....quit playing with that cabana boy.....CAPT"N JOE.!!!!! FIX THIS........NOW!!!!!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/18/12 06:32 PM Edited by galendgirl on Wed 01/18/12 06:32 PM
How can this be???? It has to be fixed posthaste!!!....sound the sirens ...light the bonfire....quit playing with that cabana boy.....CAPT"N JOE.!!!!! FIX THIS........NOW!!!!! We've gone this road before and nothing sticks. But that's okay because possums kinda like being invisible. Let's us post risque (or silly) banana pics!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 01/18/12 06:35 PM
How can this be???? It has to be fixed posthaste!!!....sound the sirens ...light the bonfire....quit playing with that cabana boy.....CAPT"N JOE.!!!!! FIX THIS........NOW!!!!! We've gone this road before and nothing sticks. But that's okay because possums kinda like being invisible. Let's us post risque (or silly) banana pics! No, now I'm on a mission....I'm full of banana's anyway

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/18/12 06:37 PM
No, now I'm on a mission....I'm full of banana's anyway LOL! Be careful! Bananas and bran muffins... Two things that will NOT keep you full for long!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 01/18/12 06:45 PM
No, now I'm on a mission....I'm full of banana's anyway LOL! Be careful! Bananas and bran muffins... Two things that will NOT keep you full for long! and me with no colon...

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/18/12 06:52 PM


metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 01/18/12 09:26 PM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... really???? Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name! See what I mean??? How can this be???? It has to be fixed posthaste!!!....sound the sirens ...light the bonfire....quit playing with that cabana boy.....CAPT"N JOE.!!!!! FIX THIS........NOW!!!!! She's the island Possum! Duh!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Thu 01/19/12 05:05 AM
Yo Ho Islanders! I hope everyone is having a fabulous week! I've been land-locked for a while and hope to be back soon! Save me some rum and banana pudding.... I think

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 01/19/12 05:06 AM
While strolling near the banana side of the island, I saw another pirate encampment! I fear we may have a battle pending!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Thu 01/19/12 05:08 AM
Good morning (((((Galen))))!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 01/19/12 05:43 AM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... really???? Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name! See what I mean??? How can this be???? It has to be fixed posthaste!!!....sound the sirens ...light the bonfire....quit playing with that cabana boy.....CAPT"N JOE.!!!!! FIX THIS........NOW!!!!! She's the island Possum! Duh! Well we need to add to the possum thing...we know she's a siren ..possum just doesn't quite get the visual...ya know what I mean? Come on put your deviant mind to work.....stop being lazy and playing with your banana....think up a good possum name!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 01/19/12 11:11 AM
Good Morning ye lusty Wench!! We be having difficulties with the banana collecting of our banana gathering buxom lasses due to their inherent laziness and wanton brassiness! Perhaps ye would like to spend a little time on our island? Oh me young, handsome pirate!!... Have ye a bit of rum ye can spare? It's a chill I'm feelin this day...A sip or too will put me right in no time me love... really???? Aye! Rum we have! But an island name ye have not! Perhaps the local wenches can help give you a name proper and befitting a toothsome lass if they can get away from the cabana boys who spend much time fluffing their pillows! Arrrrggh! Have ye an island name preference? Heck...I don't even have an official island name! See what I mean??? How can this be???? It has to be fixed posthaste!!!....sound the sirens ...light the bonfire....quit playing with that cabana boy.....CAPT"N JOE.!!!!! FIX THIS........NOW!!!!! She's the island Possum! Duh! Well we need to add to the possum thing...we know she's a siren ..possum just doesn't quite get the visual...ya know what I mean? Come on put your deviant mind to work.....stop being lazy and playing with your banana....think up a good possum name! A possum gone wild is a posse! Arrrgh! That do-gooder Tarzan usually gets to do the namin' but while he is out communing with the elephants, I'lls see what Iss can do! The most natural name for Leigh is Lay. That's the best!! She's a good one she is!!! Yarrrh! That one is full of yellow light like the sun and brightness so another name could be Beach! It has a good ring to it!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Thu 01/19/12 11:19 AM
A possum gone wild is a posse How about Golden Posse. That would seem to fit.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 01/19/12 12:55 PM
A possum gone wild is a posse How about Golden Posse. That would seem to fit. Wandering around in relative anonymity has its very possum-like advantages!!! Mostly I just think its hilarious that that is the case...

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 01/19/12 03:57 PM
A possum gone wild is a posse How about Golden Posse. That would seem to fit. Wandering around in relative anonymity has its very possum-like advantages!!! Mostly I just think its hilarious that that is the case... Many know the Possum! Anonymity? Get real!