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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 01/13/12 06:06 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember??

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 01/13/12 06:08 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 01/13/12 06:10 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. So you're the one whose line got tangled with the anchor, made it swing out and puncture the starboard side all to smithereens!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 01/13/12 06:12 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. So you're the one whose line got tangled with the anchor, made it swing out and puncture the starboard side all to smithereens! nope....wasn't me...

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 01/13/12 06:15 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. So you're the one whose line got tangled with the anchor, made it swing out and puncture the starboard side all to smithereens! nope....wasn't me... Was it Ethyl?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 01/13/12 06:16 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. So you're the one whose line got tangled with the anchor, made it swing out and puncture the starboard side all to smithereens! nope....wasn't me... Was it Ethyl? it was a cabana boy....I had him hooked and he was putting up a fight..

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 01/13/12 06:19 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. So you're the one whose line got tangled with the anchor, made it swing out and puncture the starboard side all to smithereens! nope....wasn't me... Was it Ethyl? it was a cabana boy....I had him hooked and he was putting up a fight.. The things people do for a towel.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 01/13/12 06:20 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. So you're the one whose line got tangled with the anchor, made it swing out and puncture the starboard side all to smithereens! nope....wasn't me... Was it Ethyl? it was a cabana boy....I had him hooked and he was putting up a fight.. The things people do for a towel. I know....

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 01/14/12 07:10 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 01/14/12 04:20 PM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 01/15/12 07:08 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart! They have better fish!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 01/15/12 07:35 AM
But do they have the starboard side of a ship?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 01/15/12 07:38 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart! They have better fish! How would you know??

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 01/15/12 07:38 AM
But do they have the starboard side of a ship? they have one in a bottle.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 01/15/12 07:46 AM
But do they have the starboard side of a ship? they have one in a bottle. As long as it doesn't have an anchor. Been there, done that.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 01/15/12 08:25 AM
I dunno.....some anchors are ok.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 01/15/12 08:47 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart! They have better fish! How would you know?? I've seen pictures of yours!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 01/15/12 08:54 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart! They have better fish! How would you know?? I've seen pictures of yours! you're just jealous!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 01/15/12 09:16 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart! They have better fish! How would you know?? I've seen pictures of yours! you're just jealous! Ha!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 01/15/12 09:58 AM
Port is the left side of a ship ya landlubbers. But if we had a ship we wouldn't be stranded on this dang island! (Although if we knew the diff between port and starboard we might not have been shipwrecked in the first place!) You only have the port side. What happened to the other side? You shipwrecked it, remember?? Why am I always to blame.. I just went fishing. ...at the Five and Dime. Bless your heart! They have better fish! How would you know?? I've seen pictures of yours! you're just jealous! Ha! Talk about five and dime!!