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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9
vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 05/09/12 06:28 PM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 05/09/12 06:35 PM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them. He wants to exchange body fluids with YOU!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 05/09/12 06:37 PM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them. He wants to exchange body fluids with YOU! THAT is not an option!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 05/09/12 07:29 PM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them. He wants to exchange body fluids with YOU! THAT is not an option! It happened before.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 05/09/12 07:48 PM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them. He wants to exchange body fluids with YOU! THAT is not an option! It happened before. It was a sneak attack...totally unsupected.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 05/10/12 05:04 AM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them. He wants to exchange body fluids with YOU! THAT is not an option! It happened before. It was a sneak attack...totally unsupected. You don't know what he has in mind. Maybe he'll sing you a song ... first.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 05/10/12 05:05 AM
and creepy crawly things! Creepy crawly things in love!! oh my cheese and crackers!!! Little Ur-gent is not interested in your cheese and crackers! good! He wants to exchange body fluids!! I know this really cute star fish..............maybe I'll introduce them. He wants to exchange body fluids with YOU! THAT is not an option! It happened before. It was a sneak attack...totally unsupected. You don't know what he has in mind. Maybe he'll sing you a song ... first. I don't trust that fella.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 05/11/12 02:53 PM
Ur-gent the urchin glides smoothly along. He senses a gradual strengthening of the molecules to which he seeks. The whale shark carrying him heads towards Texas. Hot Lips boards the fishing boat with her family. Her sons laugh at her for never catching a fish and for using their fish in her pictures. She is happy to be having fun with her sons. The boat heads out to sea.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Fri 05/11/12 03:39 PM
I missed her again...

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Fri 05/11/12 05:37 PM
[b} Hot Lips boards the fishing boat... The boat heads out to sea. I hope she's not "chumming!"

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 05/12/12 07:32 AM
Hot Lip's family begins to fish. The sons pull in large snapper, redfish, and kingfish. Hot Lips catches a four inch long hardhead catfish. They give her a beer... then another. ... It doesn't help...hours go by... Hot Lips can't catch a fish.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 05/13/12 04:45 AM
Hot Lips gets her feelings hurt when her sons start to make fun of fishing ability. She doesn't know why she can't catch a fish! It's just bad luck! As her son's go into the cabin to take a break and have a beer, her hook is snagged by the whale shark who doesn't even feel the tiny prick on his skin. As the reel goes crazy Hot Lips pulls back on the pole to see the fifty foot monster rise from the sea! "Hah, this'll show um", she yells. She pulls back on the rod. ... The line breaks ... She starts to cry and leans over the side of the boat so no one will see her. ... Tears strike the water and the molecules spread. Little Ur-gent gets a whiff and instantly recognizes the source. He has connected his nervous system with the shark and sends a signal to turn around.

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Sun 05/13/12 06:03 AM
WOW, heck of a writer.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 05/13/12 06:37 AM
The whale shark surfaces and sees Hot Lips sobbing over the side of the boat. What he sees, Ur-gent sees too. They communicate. She opens her eyes to see the giant fish passing right below her. She freezes in surprise! ... Ur-gent is now the pilot and he knows what to do. He sends directions to the whale shark and releases his grip. He smiles. With a gentle flip of the tail, Ur-gent sails into the air in the perfect trajectory. He gently rotates upside down to land directly on Hot Lips' nose. He quickly injects his manly fluids which rush through her bloodstream with paralyzing effectiveness. His love is complete ... for the moment. He falls into the water. ... Hot Lips screams, then falls backwards onto the deck. Her sons come running. "What happened?" the sons quiz? "I caught this fish but he broke the line!" she said in a hormone induced daze. "So he came back and hit me in the nose!" "How big was this fish? asks one. "At least fifty feet long." she mumbles. The sons look at each other and say in unison ... "No more beer for Mom!"

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Sun 05/13/12 06:37 PM
No beer... Little bump... Wanna keep this thread at the top for Vivian. She needs to see what's been going on!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 05/13/12 09:23 PM
The whale shark surfaces and sees Hot Lips sobbing over the side of the boat. What he sees, Ur-gent sees too. They communicate. She opens her eyes to see the giant fish passing right below her. She freezes in surprise! ... Ur-gent is now the pilot and he knows what to do. He sends directions to the whale shark and releases his grip. He smiles. With a gentle flip of the tail, Ur-gent sails into the air in the perfect trajectory. He gently rotates upside down to land directly on Hot Lips' nose. He quickly injects his manly fluids which rush through her bloodstream with paralyzing effectiveness. His love is complete ... for the moment. He falls into the water. ... Hot Lips screams, then falls backwards onto the deck. Her sons come running. "What happened?" the sons quiz? "I caught this fish but he broke the line!" she said in a hormone induced daze. "So he came back and hit me in the nose!" "How big was this fish? asks one. "At least fifty feet long." she mumbles. The sons look at each other and say in unison ... "No more beer for Mom!" Someone took pictures!!! I'll never live this down!!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 05/13/12 09:24 PM
No beer... Little bump... Wanna keep this thread at the top for Vivian. She needs to see what's been going on! How far back do I have to read???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 05/14/12 05:33 AM
Mother's Day Hot Lips style!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 05/14/12 11:56 AM
Mother's Day Hot Lips style! Love ya guy!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 05/15/12 11:33 AM
Now it's time for Sushi Day!! Hot Lips Style!!