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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9
vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/26/12 06:03 AM
I see Wholesomewoman is gonna have to fight for her share of cabana boys. Let the Dauphin Battle Begin!!!!! OK! Shake flippers! You're such a pig!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 04/26/12 06:48 AM
I see Wholesomewoman is gonna have to fight for her share of cabana boys. Let the Dauphin Battle Begin!!!!! OK! Shake flippers! You're such a pig! But a funny one!!!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Thu 04/26/12 12:44 PM
Good morning islanders ... what's on the agenda for today? We need to get the Dauphin Dance on Youtube. You can train the other girls. The what, huh ... what you talking about there Joe? Just because I got a pair of Dolphin sandals does not make me a trainer Joe. Just want you to know. Think I will go pick up some of those fruits over them from the trees and dig some nuts from the ground. Hot Lips can train you to be an island girl and then you can train her to do the dauphin dance properly! I only give singing lesson...the cabana boys take up the rest of my time You need to give the cabana boys a rest! but their lessons are coming along so well! They are gonna die from exhaustion! ... and a smile! "WHAT A WAY TO GO" No Complaints being heard. They can't speak English Save some for the other girls!! But but they have brothers and uncles and fathers and they all want to be cabana boys.....there's PLENTY to go around!! How about some females to take care of us guys, HATE cleaning house & got some mending that needs done. You need to get out and beat the bushes....my hands are full Wouldn't "beating the bushes" be considered "ABUSE"?? Think I have some "BETTER" ideas.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/26/12 12:55 PM
Good morning islanders ... what's on the agenda for today? We need to get the Dauphin Dance on Youtube. You can train the other girls. The what, huh ... what you talking about there Joe? Just because I got a pair of Dolphin sandals does not make me a trainer Joe. Just want you to know. Think I will go pick up some of those fruits over them from the trees and dig some nuts from the ground. Hot Lips can train you to be an island girl and then you can train her to do the dauphin dance properly! I only give singing lesson...the cabana boys take up the rest of my time You need to give the cabana boys a rest! but their lessons are coming along so well! They are gonna die from exhaustion! ... and a smile! "WHAT A WAY TO GO" No Complaints being heard. They can't speak English Save some for the other girls!! But but they have brothers and uncles and fathers and they all want to be cabana boys.....there's PLENTY to go around!! How about some females to take care of us guys, HATE cleaning house & got some mending that needs done. You need to get out and beat the bushes....my hands are full Wouldn't "beating the bushes" be considered "ABUSE"?? Think I have some "BETTER" ideas. depends on what bush you're beating

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 04/26/12 04:54 PM
You need to get out and beat the bushes....my hands are full Wouldn't "beating the bushes" be considered "ABUSE"?? Think I have some "BETTER" ideas. depends on what bush you're beating Oh...I thought it. I laughed at it. I didn't dare post it! Wicked, wicked humor. I love it!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/26/12 05:09 PM
You need to get out and beat the bushes....my hands are full Wouldn't "beating the bushes" be considered "ABUSE"?? Think I have some "BETTER" ideas. depends on what bush you're beating Oh...I thought it. I laughed at it. I didn't dare post it! Wicked, wicked humor. I love it! me bad

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 04/26/12 05:53 PM
Alright, islanders - I'm off to OST to get some veggies to prepare for the weekend trip to the beach on THIS side of the island. I figure any tequila consumed must be balanced by healthy choices (somehow this makes sense before the jello shots come out!) See ya in a bit!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/26/12 06:18 PM
Alright, islanders - I'm off to OST to get some veggies to prepare for the weekend trip to the beach on THIS side of the island. I figure any tequila consumed must be balanced by healthy choices (somehow this makes sense before the jello shots come out!) See ya in a bit!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Thu 04/26/12 06:38 PM
You need to get out and beat the bushes....my hands are full Wouldn't "beating the bushes" be considered "ABUSE"?? Think I have some "BETTER" ideas. depends on what bush you're beating Oh...I thought it. I laughed at it. I didn't dare post it! Wicked, wicked humor. I love it! Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/26/12 06:53 PM
You need to get out and beat the bushes....my hands are full Wouldn't "beating the bushes" be considered "ABUSE"?? Think I have some "BETTER" ideas. depends on what bush you're beating Oh...I thought it. I laughed at it. I didn't dare post it! Wicked, wicked humor. I love it! Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 04/26/12 07:01 PM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 04/26/12 07:41 PM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 04/26/12 08:07 PM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 04/27/12 04:47 AM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 04/27/12 06:57 AM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there? Here silly, all that talk about Bush!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Fri 04/27/12 07:26 AM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there? Here silly, all that talk about Bush! Knew someone could put a different twist on this.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 04/27/12 10:33 AM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there? Here silly, all that talk about Bush! Hey!! I voted for him and would again

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 04/27/12 10:34 AM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there? Here silly, all that talk about Bush! Knew someone could put a different twist on this. That's the way we start rumors!!!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Fri 04/27/12 11:45 AM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there? Here silly, all that talk about Bush! Hey!! I voted for him and would again Me to Viv. AMEN

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 04/27/12 12:23 PM
Wonder what "WICKED" she meant?? I would have SIMPLY NO IDEA. Please someone explain. If we have to explain it, it will cease to be funny! Word! Damn political threads!! Huih? what's going on over there? Here silly, all that talk about Bush! Knew someone could put a different twist on this. That's the way we start rumors!!! Vivian likes Bush!!!!