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| Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9 | |
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best I can do tonight..I'm tired
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best I can do tonight..I'm tired Me, too! Not only is it my low energy night of the week, but I interviewed someone today with such a strong energy that after an hour, I was TOTALLY EXHAUSTED! My HR rep laughed at me. |
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best I can do tonight..I'm tired Me, too! Not only is it my low energy night of the week, but I interviewed someone today with such a strong energy that after an hour, I was TOTALLY EXHAUSTED! My HR rep laughed at me. That is, like, the worst island story ... EVER!!! |
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best I can do tonight..I'm tired Me, too! Not only is it my low energy night of the week, but I interviewed someone today with such a strong energy that after an hour, I was TOTALLY EXHAUSTED! My HR rep laughed at me. That is, like, the worst island story ... EVER!!! Wow...totally forgot where I was at! Let's try it again! --------------------------------- A tall stranger was spotted walking along the beach...6' tall and buff. The islanders were intrigued and started to follow. She lead them up the beach, over the hill, down in the jungle and even near the banana village. "Who are you?" they cried out, exhausted from their trek. She never looked back...but disappeared into the surf, leaving the islanders to wonder if she was...  |
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best I can do tonight..I'm tired Me, too! Not only is it my low energy night of the week, but I interviewed someone today with such a strong energy that after an hour, I was TOTALLY EXHAUSTED! My HR rep laughed at me. Wow...must have been some interview..did you hire her/him?
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That is, like, the worst island story ... EVER!!! As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!! Octane the Octo, upon hearing the desperate pleas from the gorgeous and lusty Hot Lips began to consider his octo options....He knew he must strike while the iron was Hot, and the Lips were willing,  He knew Sea Urchin could not hold a candle to him.....in any arena !!!...He also knew Hot Lips was a proud and stubborn lass, he knew he must tame her!!!...Calculatingly, he set about the monumental task of taming his woman, who was, who is, and always will be the ONLY woman to hold the key his heart.........
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Thank goodness there are some story tellers back...my job is just to tidy the huts!
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yes, it will be interesting to see how Hot Lips fares...
but this Island girl has ran out of time..daylight is burning and I need to haul my numb self out the the jetty and work on my raft  |
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That is, like, the worst island story ... EVER!!! As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!! Octane the Octo, upon hearing the desperate pleas from the gorgeous and lusty Hot Lips began to consider his octo options....He knew he must strike while the iron was Hot, and the Lips were willing, He knew Sea Urchin could not hold a candle to him.....in any arena !!!...He also knew Hot Lips was a proud and stubborn lass, he knew he must tame her!!!...Calculatingly, he set about the monumental task of taming his woman, who was, who is, and always will be the ONLY woman to hold the key his heart......... Octtane gazed deeply into Hot Lips eyes. They both stood frozen as a strange mixture of fear, lust, and passion flowed between them! Octane moved closer and became unaware of anything but Hot Lips eyes and the heat coming from her lips. The conscious thought left Octane's mind and he became overwhelmed with instinctual passion! He lunged forward with the urge possessed by so many males before him ... to press his beak against Hot Lip's burning mouth. Then the pain! The horrifying pain!!! Consciousness returned with the realization that ... Sea Urchin was still firmly attached to Hot Lip's nose! In his small neural network the Sea Urchin formed what could be called a thought... something like ... "Serves the bastard right" He exchanged some more fluids with his bride ... and smiled. |
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As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!! Octane the Octo, upon hearing the desperate pleas from the gorgeous and lusty Hot Lips began to consider his octo options....He knew he must strike while the iron was Hot, and the Lips were willing, He knew Sea Urchin could not hold a candle to him.....in any arena !!!...He also knew Hot Lips was a proud and stubborn lass, he knew he must tame her!!!...Calculatingly, he set about the monumental task of taming his woman, who was, who is, and always will be the ONLY woman to hold the key his heart......... Octtane gazed deeply into Hot Lips eyes. They both stood frozen as a strange mixture of fear, lust, and passion flowed between them! Octane moved closer and became unaware of anything but Hot Lips eyes and the heat coming from her lips. The conscious thought left Octane's mind and he became overwhelmed with instinctual passion! He lunged forward with the urge possessed by so many males before him ... to press his beak against Hot Lip's burning mouth. Then the pain! The horrifying pain!!! Consciousness returned with the realization that ... Sea Urchin was still firmly attached to Hot Lip's nose! In his small neural network the Sea Urchin formed what could be called a thought... something like ... "Serves the bastard right" He exchanged some more fluids with his bride ... and smiled. ROFLMFAO !!  You banastard!!! shouted Octane...Let me at him I say, let me at him!!! Arms flailing (all of them), Octane lunged at the the tiny Sea Urchin....I'll kill you with my bar hands you slimy sea turd....When I finish with you, you will wish you had never set foot upon these sands, never touched the luscious lips of my beloved...You will long for the safety of the sea, cry out in vain for your Mama, and rue the day you were born born !#!$##***!!!! |
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As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!! Octane the Octo, upon hearing the desperate pleas from the gorgeous and lusty Hot Lips began to consider his octo options....He knew he must strike while the iron was Hot, and the Lips were willing, He knew Sea Urchin could not hold a candle to him.....in any arena !!!...He also knew Hot Lips was a proud and stubborn lass, he knew he must tame her!!!...Calculatingly, he set about the monumental task of taming his woman, who was, who is, and always will be the ONLY woman to hold the key his heart......... Octtane gazed deeply into Hot Lips eyes. They both stood frozen as a strange mixture of fear, lust, and passion flowed between them! Octane moved closer and became unaware of anything but Hot Lips eyes and the heat coming from her lips. The conscious thought left Octane's mind and he became overwhelmed with instinctual passion! He lunged forward with the urge possessed by so many males before him ... to press his beak against Hot Lip's burning mouth. Then the pain! The horrifying pain!!! Consciousness returned with the realization that ... Sea Urchin was still firmly attached to Hot Lip's nose! In his small neural network the Sea Urchin formed what could be called a thought... something like ... "Serves the bastard right" He exchanged some more fluids with his bride ... and smiled. ROFLMFAO !! You banastard!!! shouted Octane...Let me at him I say, let me at him!!! Arms flailing (all of them), Octane lunged at the the tiny Sea Urchin....I'll kill you with my bar hands you slimy sea turd....When I finish with you, you will wish you had never set foot upon these sands, never touched the luscious lips of my beloved...You will long for the safety of the sea, cry out in vain for your Mama, and rue the day you were born born !#!$##***!!!! Tarzan, ever vigilant, surveys the situation. It appears the luscious Hot Lips is being assailed by a large octopus. Just one more of the many times he has rescued her from certain doom, he swoops in ... Hot Lips still dazed and confused from sea urchin toxin and sperm, catchs the swinging Tarzan out of the corner of her eye and grabs for safety, as she has done many times before.  Tarzan, giving his signature yell (taught to him by Hot Lips while swinging in the vines!!) heads for the nearest village with a medicine man. Upon arrival, the medicine man gazes fondly at the buxom beauty and says, "Ugh, you got sea urchin on nose!". The now weary Hot Lips is too fatigued to state what comes to mind. The Medicine Man hands the beautiful girl a potion to drink. Hot Lips gingerly drinks down the potion avoiding the critter on her nose. She pauses ... blinks a few times, then slips into unconsciousness. They lay her curvy unconscious body on the table. "We must remove all her clothing!" shouts the medicine man with an air of urgency! "Of course!" states Tarzan, knowing the wisdom of the old man. Once she is completely nude, both men gaze contently and caress the lovely Hot Lips, searching for hidden injuries. "It's time to operate!" shouts the medicine man as he reaches for a pair of tongs and plucks the sea urchin from Hot Lips nose in one quick smooth motion... Later she awakens in her cabana, confused with some memory loss, and sore in all the right places. "That must have been some cabana boy!" she says to herself. |
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The island wouldn't exist without Hot Lips!!! 
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The island wouldn't exist without Hot Lips!!! aw how sweet...but the ol raft is fixed and I'm headed for fair waters 
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I found Gary. Apparently he wandered on to another thread
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good for you, that boy was always getting lost...I have my raft fixed..need a lift to New York?
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good for you, that boy was always getting lost...I have my raft fixed..need a lift to New York? I'll have to come and bring you back!!! 
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The island wouldn't exist without Hot Lips!!! Or Mingle... Or Texas... Or... Or... Or... |
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aw...you two!!!
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aw...you two!!!
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