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| Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9 | |
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maybe this one is better 
You can't see his pick!!!! ROFLMAO! |
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Quit bringing all these extra dudes on the island! Geez!
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But they are our cabana boys....they love us
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The sea urchin made his way out of the breakers upon the beach. He continued his journey inland for several feet til he came upon an indentation in the sand. It was shaped like a human foot but all he knew is that it smelled like heaven. He continued to the next one with waves of hope and expectation.
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The sea urchin made his way out of the breakers upon the beach. He continued his journey inland for several feet til he came upon an indentation in the sand. It was shaped like a human foot but all he knew is that it smelled like heaven. He continued to the next one with waves of hope and expectation. It was a long, hard journey from one footprint to the next... 
The urchin pressed on, driven by a feeling he didn't understand. |
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Hot Lips was tired..the recent storm had wrecked havoc on her Island hut and she had been working hard to repair it. She laid down under a banana tree to rest and fell asleep.
Her leg tingled where she had gotten stung a few months ago...and dreams made her sleep restless..she cried out at one point and awoke with a yearning she didn't understand. |
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As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact ....
...that they were married. She was content. |
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Noooooooooo! Screamed Hot Lips.... I refuse to be married to a nose sucking sea monster!!!! |
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NOW PLAYING AT YOUR LOCAL MINGLE!
 The horror of Kitty Island!!
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As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!! |
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As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!! 
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As Hot Lips awoke, her brain was awash with confusion and surprise! There firmly attached to her nose was the same spiny sea urchin. All during the night the small creature had been exchanging body fluids with Hot Lip's nose. The strange blend of exotic hormones had infused into her brain the fact .... ...that they were married. She was content. until, suddenly, an octopus with strong muscular arms appeared....Oh my, shouted Hot Lips....Thank the lord and the seven seas!!!! You have returned to me!!....Oh how I missed your arms, all of them, holding me tight during the stormy nights, gathering food for me by day....Octo, Octo...promise me this my love...you will never ever leave me again...You must turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the sea my darling Octo....Stay, stay with me please.....!!!
well chit.  ...first a urchin and now an octi....what's next ?? Wondered Hot Lips as she walked down the beach....what the hell happened to the good looking pirates?? I think I may have to leave this Island..and look elsewhere.
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Arrrgh! Gimme some sugar baby!! 
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Arrrgh! Gimme some sugar baby!!
a little late...although you ARE good looking and a pirate...but I have a raft to catch.. |
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Now which way is Texas? |
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I didn't realize you were all still here. I have been in the jungle looking for Gary
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I didn't realize you were all still here. I have been in the jungle looking for Gary Come have a coconut daiquiri! |
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Sounds delicious
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Sounds delicious Hot Lips will figger out that the wind is blowing her back to shore and she will join us in a few minutes! |
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