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Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 4
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/07/12 03:48 PM
Just got an email from the boss He told me my vaca was over to get back to reality and BACK to work pulling this thread ....He is such a hard azz..... Pack it up guys. Our gig just got cancelled! Hes a slave driver, I tell ya, a slave driver!! To the moon ManO, to the MOON!!!!....You're gonna miss me when I gone I bet I get ANOTHER job offer this week Been putting my app in EVERYWHERE boss, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Ya better listen Turtle. She can go be a model tomorrow, ya know? HA.... You have no idea what this is going to cost you ManO ....NO IDEA!!!! ....It's not toO late to fix it though...

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Tue 02/07/12 04:08 PM


mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 7872	Mon 02/27/12 10:40 PM
looking around picking nose watching M.A.S.H. ???

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/28/12 01:40 AM
why the hell did you revive this dead horse??

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 04:25 AM
Just got an email from the boss He told me my vaca was over to get back to reality and BACK to work pulling this thread ....He is such a hard azz..... Pack it up guys. Our gig just got cancelled! Hes a slave driver, I tell ya, a slave driver!! To the moon ManO, to the MOON!!!!....You're gonna miss me when I gone I bet I get ANOTHER job offer this week Been putting my app in EVERYWHERE boss, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Ya better listen Turtle. She can go be a model tomorrow, ya know? HA.... You have no idea what this is going to cost you ManO ....NO IDEA!!!! ....It's not toO late to fix it though... Ummmmmmmmmmmmm Leigh, "Sports Illustrated" called AGAIN. They really want you for the cover of next months issue. They've now doubled the money they offered you.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45441	Tue 02/28/12 04:41 AM
why the hell did you revive this dead horse?? I came to 'view' the body.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 05:33 AM
Just got an email from the boss He told me my vaca was over to get back to reality and BACK to work pulling this thread ....He is such a hard azz..... Pack it up guys. Our gig just got cancelled! Hes a slave driver, I tell ya, a slave driver!! To the moon ManO, to the MOON!!!!....You're gonna miss me when I gone I bet I get ANOTHER job offer this week Been putting my app in EVERYWHERE boss, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Ya better listen Turtle. She can go be a model tomorrow, ya know? HA.... You have no idea what this is going to cost you ManO ....NO IDEA!!!! ....It's not toO late to fix it though... Ummmmmmmmmmmmm Leigh, "Sports Illustrated" called AGAIN. They really want you for the cover of next months issue. They've now doubled the money they offered you. Tell them I need to see their air brush first...

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 06:08 AM
Just got an email from the boss He told me my vaca was over to get back to reality and BACK to work pulling this thread ....He is such a hard azz..... Pack it up guys. Our gig just got cancelled! Hes a slave driver, I tell ya, a slave driver!! To the moon ManO, to the MOON!!!!....You're gonna miss me when I gone I bet I get ANOTHER job offer this week Been putting my app in EVERYWHERE boss, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Ya better listen Turtle. She can go be a model tomorrow, ya know? HA.... You have no idea what this is going to cost you ManO ....NO IDEA!!!! ....It's not toO late to fix it though... Ummmmmmmmmmmmm Leigh, "Sports Illustrated" called AGAIN. They really want you for the cover of next months issue. They've now doubled the money they offered you. Tell them I need to see their air brush first... Their hairbrush? What does it matter what kind of hairbrush they use? They have the best stylists in the world, to do your hair and your makeup, and im sure they know what kind of brushes should be used and where. But your hair? Its lovely, no matter what kind of brush they use on it, its gonna look beautiful. Are you allergic to boar bristle? Because alot of hairbrushes are made from boar bristle, but they also have plastic ones, and metal ones, and ......................................................................

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 06:23 AM
Just got an email from the boss He told me my vaca was over to get back to reality and BACK to work pulling this thread ....He is such a hard azz..... Pack it up guys. Our gig just got cancelled! Hes a slave driver, I tell ya, a slave driver!! To the moon ManO, to the MOON!!!!....You're gonna miss me when I gone I bet I get ANOTHER job offer this week Been putting my app in EVERYWHERE boss, EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! Ya better listen Turtle. She can go be a model tomorrow, ya know? HA.... You have no idea what this is going to cost you ManO ....NO IDEA!!!! ....It's not toO late to fix it though... Ummmmmmmmmmmmm Leigh, "Sports Illustrated" called AGAIN. They really want you for the cover of next months issue. They've now doubled the money they offered you. Tell them I need to see their air brush first... Their hairbrush? What does it matter what kind of hairbrush they use? They have the best stylists in the world, to do your hair and your makeup, and im sure they know what kind of brushes should be used and where. But your hair? Its lovely, no matter what kind of brush they use on it, its gonna look beautiful. Are you allergic to boar bristle? Because alot of hairbrushes are made from boar bristle, but they also have plastic ones, and metal ones, and ...................................................................... AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ......

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 06:37 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 06:39 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it! It might......It it gas or electric powered?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 06:42 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it! It might......It it gas or electric powered? Its human powered. A PERSON has to use it on you! It doesnt work by itself. Geeeeeeeeez!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 06:46 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it! It might......It it gas or electric powered? Its human powered. A PERSON has to use it on you! It doesnt work by itself. Geeeeeeeeez! Ok then...make sure the human is a man...I want him young and hot.....A six pack would be welcome and tell him I said no talking, just take care of business........

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 06:51 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 02/28/12 06:52 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it! It might......It it gas or electric powered? Its human powered. A PERSON has to use it on you! It doesnt work by itself. Geeeeeeeeez! Ok then...make sure the human is a man...I want him young and hot.....A six pack would be welcome and tell him I said no talking, just take care of business........ Meet your new stylist... Oh, his name is Grady.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 06:59 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it! It might......It it gas or electric powered? Its human powered. A PERSON has to use it on you! It doesnt work by itself. Geeeeeeeeez! Ok then...make sure the human is a man...I want him young and hot.....A six pack would be welcome and tell him I said no talking, just take care of business........ Meet your new stylist... Oh, his name is Grady.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 09:26 AM
AIR brush babe......AIR brush!!!....I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my left cheek and they will have to AIR brush the tattoo on my right hip because it says in "1968 Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Jimmy Page played here" ...... Will this work? I blew the hampster over with it! It might......It it gas or electric powered? Its human powered. A PERSON has to use it on you! It doesnt work by itself. Geeeeeeeeez! Ok then...make sure the human is a man...I want him young and hot.....A six pack would be welcome and tell him I said no talking, just take care of business........ Meet your new stylist... Oh, his name is Grady.

mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 7872	Tue 02/28/12 12:28 PM
Who's horse died?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 02/28/12 12:52 PM
Good horses never die...they just ride off into the sunset. No wait a minute, that's cowboys (my bad).....nevermind

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/28/12 04:43 PM
why the hell did you revive this dead horse?? I came to 'view' the body. it's pretty rotten

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/28/12 04:47 PM
Who's horse died? Leigh's horse is fixin to die