Topic: Pick-Up Lines! | |
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The universal crutch for people who don't know how to start a conversation. What a beautiful thing. Personally, I like to stick to, you know, rocket science like "hey what's up" but lets re-invent the wheel and have a little fun.
Ladies! Have you ever had someone use a pick-up line that was so bad you just wanted to punch him? Have you ever had someone use a pick-up line that actually worked? Do share! What's going through your head when someone does it? From what I gather, you've made up your mind long before we even open our mouths, based on body language, how we walk, how we hold ourselves, etc. What role do the actual words have on attraction? |
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this worked for me(once)
Me; you're cute her; you're not so bad yourself me;Wanna do something about it her; sure fun was had by both! |
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During a recent road trip, I was approached by a man in the hotel parking lot who glanced at my license plates, then asked if "all the scenery in Colorado was as pretty as me." Corney? Absolutely....but he got points for creativity. The delivery made all the ifference though...he was just having some fun and trying to start a conversation. If a guy at least makes an honest effort, most women won't shoot him down. If it's all about the hook-up...that's different! For me....I can see through the BS, but truth be told I'm a sucker for that corney stuff! Hopeless, I know!
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Do you have any Irish in you? she says no....then you say do you want some
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and what happens if she says she does??
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LOL, My favorite pick-up line is, "So, do you Yahoo?"
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Does that actually work, Mike? Before or after the Guinness kicks in?!?! Interesting approach....
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My wife is on a spiritual quest for enlightenment with includes celebacy. In the name of God would you just have sex with me?
ummmm, no .... not even in the name of God I still can't believe that happened! |
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I was walking by and he was sitting on a bench and he said, (looking up) "Thank You!"
And I, startled, said: "Excuse me?" "Oh sorry" he said, "I was just thanking God for creating something as beautiful as you and allowing my to witness such beauty." I didn't stop but I had to laugh and I did think it was kind of cute. |
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You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
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I usually just say "hi".
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I have a friend who likes to go up to ladies in bars and ask, "do you believe in the hereafter?"
When they say yes, he answers, "then you know what I'm here after..."* *Note: This line may be hazardous to your health, it's landed my friend in the ER twice... |
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LOL those are some good ones. I think my favorite of all time is:
"That dress is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too." |
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Nice topic
I swear this happend to me only once and I found it so funny: In a bar minding my bussiness guy came up to me and says " wanna get married" I was what, he says "well i was tired of all the regular pickup lines I wanted to see if this worked, it was great and we stayed together for awhile after that he didnt even know my name ~one of my rare moments |
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