I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!!

Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please".

The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day."

I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!!

Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh

I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!!

Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please".

The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day."

I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!!

Morning Jayne!! ...Have you seen ManO??????? He's late again..

Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh

I'm never late, even if I don't show up I'm not late

I'm never late, even if I don't show up I'm not late

You come in, here disrupt the work flow, stir the chit pot, then leave..... I thought you were in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pizzzzzzzed I put the comma in the wrong place Jerry!!!!....Can't you just call in or something?....Every time you show up here, I get upset......WHAT DO YOU WANT ANYWAY?????