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| Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 3 | |
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I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!!  Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!!   Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh Morning Jayne!! ...Have you seen ManO???????  He's late again.. Heard he was on the prowl, staying out late, running the bars and picking up broads  A good friend of his told me it's cyclic ...runs in cycles and usually lasts about a month...He needs counseling Jayne!! I've just about had it, end of my rope (pulling) with this guy....No respect, he shows absolutely no respect for anyone around here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good morning Leigh..
 .I heard from Jerry...he says he's not coming back until you run out of shotgun shells and manure. .He's out recruiting some one to clean up the place..say's he's not touching a broom, it won't fit his hand. .He's up in Canada trying to get bettyb to do the job. But I don't think she will listen to his sweet talk...she might just whack him with that broom.
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Good morning Leigh.. .I heard from Jerry...he says he's not coming back until you run out of shotgun shells and manure. .He's out recruiting some one to clean up the place..say's he's not touching a broom, it won't fit his hand. .He's up in Canada trying to get bettyb to do the job. But I don't think she will listen to his sweet talk...she might just whack him with that broom. Hmmmmmm, poor Betty!  ManO does love a challenge though... I hope he packed his long underware, it's cold in Canada this time of year.. As far as cleaning up my messes, that's Jerry's problem...He wrote the training manual.. I hope Betts tell him where to stick it...
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hmmmm
what's going on in here? where's mano? last I knew he was irked because I wouldn't fly to Texas for the day (ya right mano)
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hmmmm what's going on in here? where's mano? last I knew he was irked because I wouldn't fly to Texas for the day (ya right mano) He's always peeOooooooo'd about something Sweet....ALWAYS!!!!!! Chronic complainer....
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hmmmm what's going on in here? where's mano? last I knew he was irked because I wouldn't fly to Texas for the day (ya right mano) He's always peeOooooooo'd about something Sweet....ALWAYS!!!!!! Chronic complainer.... 
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Morning sunshine muffin, how's it haaaaaaa.......I mean how ya doin?
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Morning sunshine muffin, how's it haaaaaaa.......I mean how ya doin?
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Morning sunshine muffin, how's it haaaaaaa.......I mean how ya doin?
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hmmmm what's going on in here? where's mano? last I knew he was irked because I wouldn't fly to Texas for the day (ya right mano) He's always peeOooooooo'd about something Sweet....ALWAYS!!!!!! Chronic complainer.... it's the beard good morning BTW
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Morning sunshine muffin, how's it haaaaaaa.......I mean how ya doin? 
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hmmmm what's going on in here? where's mano? last I knew he was irked because I wouldn't fly to Texas for the day (ya right mano) He's always peeOooooooo'd about something Sweet....ALWAYS!!!!!! Chronic complainer.... it's the beard good morning BTW Morning!!! (((((Sweet)))))
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I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! 
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I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh Morning Jayne!! ...Have you seen ManO??????? He's late again..
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Mornin everyone
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Mornin everyone
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Mornin everyone Hi Ash, you're looking good today!! 
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ok people, enough chit chat. get to work
Sweets, are you in Texas yet ??? |
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I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh Morning Jayne!! ...Have you seen ManO??????? He's late again.. You come in, here disrupt the work flow, stir the chit pot, then leave..... I thought you were in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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