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Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 3
manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 12/07/11 07:19 AM
You're welcome Dove.... I know it Don't get ahead of yourself boss.... that's why I'm the BOSS...always ahead of everyone The higher you climb, the harder the fall! that's a loooonnng way off Time has no meaning Grasshopper.... yea...what ever that means You are young Grasshopper, in "time" you will understand... yes, yes I am

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Wed 12/07/11 07:20 AM
You're welcome Dove.... I know it Don't get ahead of yourself boss.... that's why I'm the BOSS...always ahead of everyone The higher you climb, the harder the fall! that's a loooonnng way off Time has no meaning Grasshopper.... yea...what ever that means You are young Grasshopper, in "time" you will understand... yes, yes I am

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/07/11 11:57 AM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope. was he a flying turtle ? I guess we'll never know. I think you drowned him You cant drown a turtle, Turtle! You should know that! what, you think we BREATH water??? My turtle stayed underwater all the time, until he crawled out, that is!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/07/11 11:57 AM
I think I spotted little ManO on the freeway........

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/07/11 11:58 AM
Are you ready for "Glamour Shots" Johnny???

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 12/07/11 03:24 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope. was he a flying turtle ? I guess we'll never know. I think you drowned him You cant drown a turtle, Turtle! You should know that! what, you think we BREATH water??? My turtle stayed underwater all the time, until he crawled out, that is! he must of had an air hose

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/07/11 03:32 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope. was he a flying turtle ? I guess we'll never know. I think you drowned him You cant drown a turtle, Turtle! You should know that! what, you think we BREATH water??? My turtle stayed underwater all the time, until he crawled out, that is! he must of had an air hose

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 12/07/11 03:34 PM
now we nO

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 12/07/11 07:51 PM
Did everyone go on strike????

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/07/11 07:59 PM
Did everyone go on strike???? OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! They were saying PICKET.... Guess I should get my finger out of my nose now.......

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 12/07/11 08:02 PM
Did everyone go on strike???? OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! They were saying PICKET.... Guess I should get my finger out of my nose now....... Here's one of manO's old shirts he left behind...you can wipe your finger on it.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/07/11 08:03 PM
Did everyone go on strike???? OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! They were saying PICKET.... Guess I should get my finger out of my nose now....... Here's one of manO's old shirts he left behind...you can wipe your finger on it. COOL! Hmmmmmmm......this smells like...........Turtle Wax........ I wonder if this has anything to do with his missing mustache?????

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 12/07/11 08:17 PM
Did everyone go on strike???? OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! They were saying PICKET.... Guess I should get my finger out of my nose now....... Here's one of manO's old shirts he left behind...you can wipe your finger on it. COOL! Hmmmmmmm......this smells like...........Turtle Wax........ I wonder if this has anything to do with his missing mustache????? Could be...I wondered why he was so shiny all the time.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/08/11 03:33 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 12/08/11 03:46 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! There really are Jobs like that around? Thought they were as mythical as Unicorns!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/08/11 03:52 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! There really are Jobs like that around? Thought they were as mythical as Unicorns! Bout time you showed up!!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 12/08/11 03:57 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! There really are Jobs like that around? Thought they were as mythical as Unicorns! Bout time you showed up!! Been lurking for a while!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 12/08/11 04:27 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 12/08/11 04:31 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh Morning Jayne!! ...Have you seen ManO??????? He's late again..

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 12/08/11 04:40 AM
I haven't been around because I am in training for my new job.....IN UPPER MANAGEMENT !!!!! Leigh walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She smiles sweetly and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says, "Sure honey, coming right up". He gets Leigh a tall mug of coffee, and the she drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning she returns. She has her shotgun in one hand and a bucket of horse manure in the other. She walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Large coffee please". The waiter says "Whoa, hot stuff. we're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" Leigh smiles and proudly says, "I'm in training for upper management! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for the rest of the day." I can't wait to start my new job....Same pay, but the hours are GREAT!!!!!! Coffee and a laugh! What a great way to start the day. Thanks, Leigh Morning Jayne!! ...Have you seen ManO??????? He's late again.. Since you are doing such a good job here, he seems to have pushed back his starting time.