So tell me your secrets and I will be a Happy gal.

Hi, Betty. I am going over to see Mom at my sister Rosie's tomorrow. I am following my sis, Dora because she remembers how to get there. I always get that song confused. Is it over the hills and through the dales to Grandma's house we go or over the dales and through the hills? I don't want to take the dale when I should take the hill.

Whats a dale?

I think woods

Your right. I got it messed up. It is supposed to be woods.


Over the river and through the woods
To Grandmother's house we go.
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh
Through white and drifted snow.

Over the river and through the woods,
Oh, how the wind does blow.
It stings the toes and bites the nose
As over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the woods
To have a full day of play.
Oh, hear the bells ringing ting-a-ling-ling,
For it is Christmas Day.

Over the river and through the woods,
Trot fast my dapple gray;
Spring o'er the ground just like a hound,
For this is Christmas Day.

Over the river and through the woods
And straight through the barnyard gate.
It seems that we go so dreadfully slow;
It is so hard to wait.

Over the river and through the woods,
Now Grandma's cap I spy.
Hurrah for fun; the pudding's done;
Hurrah for the pumpkin pie.

Awww that was cute!

I didn't just mess up on the dales but the hills, too. Yup. I am following sis over there so I don't run out of gas trying to find the place.

Oh silly Betty! Ya got it all wrong Darlin. Thanksgiving is about going and eating too much with relatives you only talk to at Thanks Giving, Christmas or funerals. Then everyone passes out. Then the women wake up at a retarded hour to go shopping and end up fighting other people who got up too damned early too.

Sounds like you will have a good day.

That is why we need the wine

I have never gone shopping on Black Friday and I never will. There are people who have been camped outside the Best Buy since Monday for a "great deal" on a TV. They couldn't pay ME to sleep out there for a TV.

Geez that does sound awfully familiar.
I was just trying it spin into my fantasy world
Happy Thanksgiving Krupa
Save some turkey for Betty.

I don't drink Thats why I am forced to like my family

My niece and her husband drive six hours to go the USA ,get a motel and do the Black Friday thing.
They think its worth , but now that they have a baby they won't go.
I have heard of people being crushed to death.

I like them I love them but the wine helps All kidding a side I'm on my way to my daughters to start cooking I'm bring the wine

Poor Jerry. In the basement with no lights!