1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor and by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

The pace car law. The lane you NEED to be in to turn, there will be that pace car that speeds up or slows down so you can't get over in time.

What happened to 5?

That's classified.

I really like 15.

Yeh, I liked that one too.

Cute and agree... I also need 5

the TRUTH has been spoken

Apparently, I've broken more laws than I ever imagined. At least, I can't be arrested for breaking any them.

5. If you are a man in a ladies change room, and there is another naked man there, and all others are female and also naked, chances are it is only the other naked man who shall be willing and much too eager to have mutual carnal knowledge with you on the spot.

Blech. Com si, com sa. Ta da, tu dum. Chipp, chupp. Running hot water, running cold water. Arnold and Zebulon.

But if you did get a busy signal, you wouldn't know you dialed the wrong number, and there would be no reason to assume that you had.

Yup, this has happened to me about 14,000 times. R.I.P., Pepsi Vanilla.

Blackjack gum.

They still make and sell it around here. The gum.

Send me some!!

#14 was on Myth Busters. In order for a piece of toast to land face up after rotating 360 degrees, the table would need to be 11'2" tall.

why my next car WILL be the batmobile

FLAME THROWERS HA!!!!!!!!!1

thinking of getting a law degree

I hope you're joking.

You have to sell your soul to Satan and sign an oath to foreign power to be a lawyer..