Right now I'm looking for another Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich. But, since eating two would defeat the whole "low cal" thing, I guess it's just as well I can't find one.

If you hide them well you can burn off the calories looking for them, problem solved.

First and foremost, I have to take medication to slow and dumb me down. They cannot hallucinate that they can fix this.

Second, they have to excel in their field and be of higher of average intelligence.

Third, they must be passionate and committed to areas of their life.

Fourth, they have to like MY kind of playfulness and ever be ashamed or whee I learned anything i.e. bed.

Fifth, they must accept that I will decide at midnight at a need a dozen eggs or hair color.

Lastly, they should know in a world full of primates, I chose them.

(((((Teadipper)))))))

Just wanted to give you a hug...

Since you didn't use the quote option, I don't know who this is addressed to.

If you're responding to my comment above, no, I'm not intimidated by her. (Historically, I'm the one who is always referred to as "intimidating" and "complicated," although anyone who knows me at all, knows better than that.)

My issue is that all of my prior gfs (with one exception) have tried to turn me into Ward Cleaver, and that just ain't gonna happen.

I have no problem with independent women. I have issues with independent (or other) women trying to change me.


sorry i didnt use the quote option, no i wasnt referring to you, I think you are great as u are and should always be yourself. What an attractive quality to have, being oneself. :)

what???

make that 2

What! Skinny Cow!

Oh man did that hit the ole hunger bone.

I remember now.....it was my sanity. Have you seen it?

All that I've yet to find......

Did you try the sofa? Mind slips down there every time.

Today I am looking for my motivation to go to the gym.

Have you the weapon, and opportunity?

Always.

I've always rather found this question amusing since I pretty much feel that most people "think" they know what they want. I am quite sure some actually know what it is that they want. But these things don't amuse me.

What does amuse me is how people choose a person to date, or even marry. They meet someone who is the exact opposite of what they were looking for, and yet they still feel this person is "the one" for them. True, sometimes the exact opposite does work out. But a lot (if not most) of the time it doesn't. I have done this as well. I won't lie. I dated a girl purely for looks and what we had sexually. I fooled myself into thinking it could grow into more.

And yet we are human. We can rationalize anything. We can convince ourselves that a person (even though they don't fit the criteria of what we were looking for) can be the one person to be with forever.

I realize dating is all about searching. You are trying to find that person to fit, or mesh well with you. And yet, even when the criteria is set, most of the time that criteria is set by the wayside. Just an observation by yours truly.

True!

Surprisingly well said for a Goofball.

I was married so long, taking care of the house n kids that I lost myself, havent thought about what I want in so long. We were total opposites, it didnt work out, it's a fine line between love and habit....

I am searching, something is missing, how do I find it, how do I find out what the hell it is? what is the answer? where do I look? how do I fix this? how do I stop the pain of a lonely heart???

I will do what I have been doing for the past 20 years, I'll push it aside, I'll get up tomorrow n go to work, I'll come home n cook, go to sleep n do the whole thing again on Tuesday.

I do have my moments. Lol.

Mary....finding someone isn't easy. Hell, you can have people in your life for a brief moment (few months, a couple years, etc) and those people are there for a reason (least I feel they are). Yeah it sucks cause I think most people want to find that person who just really makes life great and will be with you for a long, long time. People find it. For some it takes a long time. Wish the answer was simple. I guess perhaps when you look at it, dating is trial and error....and then one day success!