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| Topic: the sock thief ... found him | |
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I realized that the missing sock from the clothes dryer is not gone. It has in fact!... transformed into a hanger in the closet. WE all can sleep again.
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Ok, but how did the sock/hanger get into the closet???????
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I always believe that missing socks from the dryer has gone to sock heaven.
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it left this Dimension through the inter-dimensional Portal in the back of the Dryer!
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Yep it's true, my Poppy has always told us that missing socks turn into wire coat hangers..
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Balderdash!
I'm not listening to anymore myths or fables. There is a sock thief and he runs without fear trough our neighborhoods and homes, and there is nothing we can do about it. Call 911 if you wish or go to your local authorities, but you will get the same answer every time. They are clueless to his whereabouts. They have seen the evidence over and over and are helpless against this menace to society. |
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Oh and let me add. Do you guys think it is wise to air out your personal laundry on mingle?
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I recovered a sock from a sock thief. Stumbled across my sock and grabbed it and ran! He doesn't try and steal from me anymore!
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? |
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine 
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These are amazing accounts by you guys!
Documentation is always helpful. |
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. |
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. Just as well there are several thousand miles between us, although when the wind is blowing in the right direction and there is a whiff of something strange in the air, you will know it is my feet
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? |
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? Case files of recovered and still missing socks. just the facts |
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? Case files of recovered and still missing socks. just the facts The one I recovered had gone missing two weeks, found it about a month ago. The rest have grown up and gotten threadbare by now, so I pushed their other half out of the nest. |
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. Just as well there are several thousand miles between us, although when the wind is blowing in the right direction and there is a whiff of something strange in the air, you will know it is my feet
I can see that if you are a platypus. If you are, beware of gearhead who collects platypus I think. Might be thinking of someone else. |
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. Just as well there are several thousand miles between us, although when the wind is blowing in the right direction and there is a whiff of something strange in the air, you will know it is my feet
I can see that if you are a platypus. If you are, beware of gearhead who collects platypus I think. Might be thinking of someone else. You must be. I have been called many things, but never a platypus. I am not sure what a platypus is even. I will have to investigate further. |
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? Case files of recovered and still missing socks. just the facts The one I recovered had gone missing two weeks, found it about a month ago. The rest have grown up and gotten threadbare by now, so I pushed their other half out of the nest. Why didn't you throw its partner away. I mean, if a sock has gone missing and it doesn't show up for I would say a maximum of one week, I would throw the other away. |
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