Hello, community. I'd really appreciate if someone could give me constructive criticism on my profile. I've yet to become sucessfull at even getting a single profile view.

Well, I'm not going to be the first to view your profile.

If I might lend you a tip though; post some slightly incendiary remarks on the forums and then people will look at your profile in a vain hope to find out where you live so they can come and kill you.

You’re profile says everything and nothing – IMO, only a few will get it!

It’s almost like you’re trying to be too clever and demonstrate how intellectual how you are by playing with words. However, if you are seeking to attract more a more rounded woman, you may need to revise and simplify - not dumbing down - your text.

I would also consider adding a few more pics and changing your main pic.. JMO

Well to me, it kind of sounded like you were looking for a cougar. I don't know if that is the impression you want to give.

I agree with the woman who said you need more pictures. A color picture. A normal hair picture. Etc. Would be good.

Expanding on your thoughts so there is more meat to your profile. Checking your spelling and grammar, etc. It's just short and though well intended not as thoughtful as it could be. You have some good concepts but you really need to go into depth on them.