1. Oh
2. Why don't we just cuddle?
3. You know they have surgery to fix that?
4. Wow, and your feet are so big!
5. It's ok, we'll work around it.
6. Oh no, a flash headache.
7. (giggle and point)
8. Can I be honest with you?
9. My 8 year old brother has one just like that.
10. Maybe if we water it, it will grow.
11. All right, a treasure hunt!
12. I didn't know they came that small.
13. But it still works, right?
14. It looks so... Unused.
15. Do you take steroids?
16. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
17. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
18. Are you cold?
19. Its a good thing you have so many other talents.
20. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
:-) :-)

HAHA 11....

#21. At least I wont gag! LMAO

Now we need a sequel-what not to say to a naked gal.

Maybe you should write it

22. can you cornrow that hair :)