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Topic: Slang words
s1owhand's photo
Mon 10/24/11 03:28 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Mon 10/24/11 03:28 PM
Put favorite jargon here.

laugh

Something novel. Make it good.

krupa's photo
Mon 10/24/11 03:44 PM
Work it like an "old stank ho" = Like an experienced worker

Who's cooking cheeseburgers? = You need to bathe.

Nothing says lovin like something from Krupa's oven. = I just farted.

WHEW! Someone smells like a french whore! = Ease up on the aftershave.


I could run this list for days.

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Mon 10/24/11 03:46 PM
The force is strong with you young skywalker - to my son when he needs to bathe

s1owhand's photo
Mon 10/24/11 03:49 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Mon 10/24/11 03:54 PM
laugh

"Ah stopped d'fillin station t' air up my tars."

s1owhand's photo
Mon 10/24/11 03:56 PM

Work it like an "old stank ho" = Like an experienced worker

Who's cooking cheeseburgers? = You need to bathe.

Nothing says lovin like something from Krupa's oven. = I just farted.

WHEW! Someone smells like a french whore! = Ease up on the aftershave.


I could run this list for days.


"Bless yore heart!"

laugh

Benji1010's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:08 PM
Edited by Benji1010 on Mon 10/24/11 04:09 PM
Frog 'n' toad - road
Barnet, from "Barnet Fair" - hair
Syrup, from "Syrup of Figs" - wig
Oxo cube - Tube, or London Underground
Old brass - a prostitute
Brown bread - dead
Bull 'n' cow - a row, or quarrel

All the above are examples of London Cockney rhyming slang and can still be heard in the East End of London today.

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


krupa's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:15 PM
Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.

Benji1010's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:18 PM

Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.


I know what you mean, and agree with you. Many people over here can't understand it, either.

Some of our dialects are even more difficult!

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Mon 10/24/11 04:20 PM

Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.


To be honest, most Londoners don't use cockney rhyming slang anymore it's tends to be an abbreviation of "Youth" slang

machug's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:21 PM


Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.


I know what you mean, and agree with you. Many people over here can't understand it, either.

Some of our dialects are even more difficult!

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


More difficult than that??? Seriously?

Benji1010's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:24 PM


Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.


To be honest, most Londoners don't use cockney rhyming slang anymore it's tends to be an abbreviation of "Youth" slang


You're right! It is indeed dying out and tends to be used mainly by the older costermongers in the East end. It is rarely if ever heard in the West end.

krupa's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:30 PM
Dead car battery or lame party = "Deader than Disco."

They have a booger dangling = "You gotta nose goblin peeking out."

Someone is nervous = "Sweating like a baptist hooker with a $50 donation."

I think someone may be gay = "Reminds me of Uncle Beccy."

To dump someone = "Drop em like a bag of hammers."

Looking at crap artwork = "It is an interesting composition with good use of negative space."

Dealing with a douche (male or female)= "About as much fun as a rattlesnake with a hemmoroid"

Please stop me.........


krupa's photo
Mon 10/24/11 04:32 PM



Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.


To be honest, most Londoners don't use cockney rhyming slang anymore it's tends to be an abbreviation of "Youth" slang


You're right! It is indeed dying out and tends to be used mainly by the older costermongers in the East end. It is rarely if ever heard in the West end.


Yeah? Wait till you get to try to incorporate EBONICS into daily conversations...

Wordup Yo G!

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Mon 10/24/11 04:34 PM
Edited by 42BlackBBW on Mon 10/24/11 04:35 PM



Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it.


To be honest, most Londoners don't use cockney rhyming slang anymore it's tends to be an abbreviation of "Youth" slang


You're right! It is indeed dying out and tends to be used mainly by the older costermongers in the East end. It is rarely if ever heard in the West end.


The Eastend? Have you not been there recently? Dare I mention Docklands happy Most 'Eastenders' don't recognise the Eastend any more LOL

s1owhand's photo
Mon 10/24/11 05:50 PM
Edited by s1owhand on Mon 10/24/11 05:52 PM
sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

"we fell asleep... then when I woke up in the morning, I was totally sporking her!"



babe paralysis

A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the
need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive
women.

"Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering
idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at
the airport in St. Petersberg."

krupa's photo
Mon 10/24/11 06:48 PM
The shart....

I thought I had to fart but..........

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Mon 10/24/11 06:49 PM
watagatapitusberry!

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Mon 10/24/11 06:56 PM

The shart....

I thought I had to fart but..........


you have completely robbed me of my entire verbal repertoire minus a few and's, but's, if's, and ****.

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Mon 10/24/11 06:57 PM
really ?!?!?!?! you can't say t.i/t%s)

s1owhand's photo
Mon 10/24/11 07:08 PM
kick rocks, kick puppies or kick start fart kick somethin' eh?

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