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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2 | |
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Ok translated:
Don't give the hippie beer unless you want him sleeping on your floor. I think the government will pay to see boondoggies noodle cooked. |
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Ok translated: Don't give the hippie beer unless you want him sleeping on your floor. I think the government will pay to see boondoggies noodle cooked.  Well if thats true, I wanna cook my noodle too. I need some money! Sorry, but I couldnt find any bed sheets, for the floor. I done looked before. |
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*Jade wiping down the bar and singing* At the bar wash,  im workin at the bar wash, yeah,
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Give me a margarita with crushed ice please. You can stir it with your ummmmmm ahhhhhh lost my train of thought I did.
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Comes staggering and a stumbling thru the door .......Hey I got lost in the 50's looking for Ronnie Milsap.....and when I found him he told me if I went around the corner back there that I would find a bar on the right with an old Hippy bas_ard sitting at the bar.....................
and he was right !!!!!!!!!! there you sit ya olld Hippy .....ya need a hair cut man................? Wheres the junk box I wanna here my fav-o rite song lost in the 50's tonight......by running silmap Wish I could have found that damn W-ore house......i'm really horney give me a crack n joke......................tarbender!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ok got what's left of my hair cut.
Now I need a vodka screwdriver. Please Jade? |
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Comes staggering and a stumbling thru the door .......Hey I got lost in the 50's looking for Ronnie Milsap.....and when I found him he told me if I went around the corner back there that I would find a bar on the right with an old Hippy bas_ard sitting at the bar..................... and he was right !!!!!!!!!! there you sit ya olld Hippy .....ya need a hair cut man................? Wheres the junk box I wanna here my fav-o rite song lost in the 50's tonight......by running silmap Wish I could have found that damn W-ore house......i'm really horney give me a crack n joke......................tarbender!!!!!!!!!! 
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Ok got what's left of my hair cut. Now I need a vodka screwdriver. Please Jade? You already got a screwdriver, from Gearhead, remember!*giggle, giggle* |
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Ok got what's left of my hair cut. Now I need a vodka screwdriver. Please Jade? You already got a screwdriver, from Gearhead, remember!*giggle, giggle* Don't antagonize the thirsty hippie. grroooowllll. woof. woof. |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... 
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples.....  Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Biotchy honestly now? How can a biotchy queen, demote a biotchy king? |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Biotchy honestly now? How can a biotchy queen, demote a biotchy king? Aretha Franklin demoted Ted White. |
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Geeeeeeeez. I was just funnin ya! No one has a sense of humor around here anymore. Be glad I didn't do my blood-curdling, nipple-hardening, hippie howl. I was just warming up... Now wondering why I DO have hard nipples..... Because your a biotchy king, thats biotchy why! I knew I would find your biotchy azz, in this biotchy bar again. Dont biotchy make me biotchy behead Jade! King? And here I thought I was demoted..... Of course I'm here. My biotchy azz is EVERYWHERE! MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Biotchy honestly now? How can a biotchy queen, demote a biotchy king? Aretha Franklin demoted Ted White.  
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Jade, your swaying made me mislay my marbles in here. So I am here to retrieve them.
A tequila sunrise to smooth my marbleless nerves, please? |
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Thought I would find yer Hippy A$$ here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack n coke JADE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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