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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
oldhippie1952's photo
Sat 12/17/11 09:42 AM


I haven't passed out yet, put triple straws in them things!


Only if you give me your car keys!!


Good thing I have spares.

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 10:58 AM


And you will be searched for spares!

Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle*

boonedoggy61's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:01 AM
gimmy a jack n coke jade....................

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:02 AM



And you will be searched for spares!

Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle*


*Lends hippie his screwdriver*

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:03 AM

gimmy a jack n coke jade....................


Coming right up Boonyman!*giggle*

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:04 AM




And you will be searched for spares!

Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle*


*Lends hippie his screwdriver*


I SAW THAT!

Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here!

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:07 AM





And you will be searched for spares!

Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle*


*Lends hippie his screwdriver*


I SAW THAT!

Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here!


*Gives Jade a paper with the number '17' written on it instead* I gave you 17, so now do I get 69'd?

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:17 AM






And you will be searched for spares!

Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle*


*Lends hippie his screwdriver*


I SAW THAT!

Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here!


*Gives Jade a paper with the number '17' written on it instead* I gave you 17, so now do I get 69'd?


Some peoples kids! Im tellen ya! *giggle, giggle*

oldhippie1952's photo
Sat 12/17/11 11:35 AM
I didn't even get to touch the screwdriver.


So I want one to drink then! Get some of the sweet tequila taste out of my mouth.


oldhippie1952's photo
Sun 12/18/11 04:34 PM
Now I been waiting so long I'm sober. Just put the tequila and Jim Beam bottles on the counter and back away for your own safety.

boonedoggy61's photo
Mon 12/19/11 07:19 AM
move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 12/19/11 07:46 AM

Now I been waiting so long I'm sober. Just put the tequila and Jim Beam bottles on the counter and back away for your own safety.


I DO have a life, outside of this bar, ya know?

Besides when you asked me for another one, I said "only if you take a taxi", then caught you sneakin behind the bar, trying to get your car keys back.

Your on time out Mister!!!






luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 12/19/11 07:48 AM

move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here ya go Boonyhoney.

Your jack and coke, just like you like your women,

strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle*

boonedoggy61's photo
Mon 12/19/11 07:55 AM


move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here ya go Boonyhoney.

Your jack and coke, just like you like your women,

strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle*





yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet.....










oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 12/19/11 08:12 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 12/19/11 08:13 AM



move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here ya go Boonyhoney.

Your jack and coke, just like you like your women,

strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle*





yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet.....










oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well honey, you dont need me to "wet your noodle!"

Ya just get a pot, and put some water in it, than you put it on the stove, till it boils, than you add a little salt,(so it dont boil over), turn down the heat, add your noodle, and it should be done in about 10 minutes give or take a few.

Its so easy, I can do it! *giggle*

boonedoggy61's photo
Mon 12/19/11 08:29 AM
whoa whoa

oldhippie1952's photo
Mon 12/19/11 11:49 AM




move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here ya go Boonyhoney.

Your jack and coke, just like you like your women,

strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle*


Can I watch?


yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet.....










oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well honey, you dont need me to "wet your noodle!"

Ya just get a pot, and put some water in it, than you put it on the stove, till it boils, than you add a little salt,(so it dont boil over), turn down the heat, add your noodle, and it should be done in about 10 minutes give or take a few.

Its so easy, I can do it! *giggle*

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 12/19/11 12:04 PM
Can I watch?




Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee!

You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either,

Mr Hippie?

Men??? *giggle*

oldhippie1952's photo
Mon 12/19/11 12:08 PM

Can I watch?




Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee!

You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either,

Mr Hippie?

Men??? *giggle*


Well the trick is you haven't been giving me what gets me drunk. That is *duh booom sissssssssssh" BEER. I can hold my hard liquor like heck but don't give me beer. I was going to observe so we could get a grant as a scientific experiment on Booneyfirehead.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 12/19/11 12:11 PM


Can I watch?




Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee!

You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either,

Mr Hippie?

Men??? *giggle*


Well the trick is you haven't been giving me what gets me drunk. That is *duh booom sissssssssssh" BEER. I can hold my hard liquor like heck but don't give me beer. I was going to observe so we could get a grant as a scientific experiment on Booneyfirehead.


Ummmmmmmmmmm,

you done lost me at "duh booom sissssssssh".

I havent been learned all those big words Mr Hippie,

im just a southern gal, who didnt like schoolin much.

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