Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2 | |
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I haven't passed out yet, put triple straws in them things! Only if you give me your car keys!! Good thing I have spares. |
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And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle* |
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gimmy a jack n coke jade....................
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And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle* *Lends hippie his screwdriver* |
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gimmy a jack n coke jade.................... Coming right up Boonyman!*giggle* |
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And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle* *Lends hippie his screwdriver* I SAW THAT! Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here! |
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And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle* *Lends hippie his screwdriver* I SAW THAT! Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here! *Gives Jade a paper with the number '17' written on it instead* I gave you 17, so now do I get 69'd? |
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And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. *giggle* *Lends hippie his screwdriver* I SAW THAT! Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here! *Gives Jade a paper with the number '17' written on it instead* I gave you 17, so now do I get 69'd? Some peoples kids! Im tellen ya! *giggle, giggle* |
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I didn't even get to touch the screwdriver.
So I want one to drink then! Get some of the sweet tequila taste out of my mouth. |
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Now I been waiting so long I'm sober. Just put the tequila and Jim Beam bottles on the counter and back away for your own safety.
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move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now I been waiting so long I'm sober. Just put the tequila and Jim Beam bottles on the counter and back away for your own safety. I DO have a life, outside of this bar, ya know? Besides when you asked me for another one, I said "only if you take a taxi", then caught you sneakin behind the bar, trying to get your car keys back. Your on time out Mister!!! |
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move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle* |
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move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle* yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet..... oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
on
Mon 12/19/11 08:13 AM
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move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle* yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet..... oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well honey, you dont need me to "wet your noodle!" Ya just get a pot, and put some water in it, than you put it on the stove, till it boils, than you add a little salt,(so it dont boil over), turn down the heat, add your noodle, and it should be done in about 10 minutes give or take a few. Its so easy, I can do it! *giggle* |
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move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! *giggle, giggle* Can I watch? yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet..... oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well honey, you dont need me to "wet your noodle!" Ya just get a pot, and put some water in it, than you put it on the stove, till it boils, than you add a little salt,(so it dont boil over), turn down the heat, add your noodle, and it should be done in about 10 minutes give or take a few. Its so easy, I can do it! *giggle* |
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Can I watch?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee! You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either, Mr Hippie? Men??? *giggle* |
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Can I watch?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee! You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either, Mr Hippie? Men??? *giggle* Well the trick is you haven't been giving me what gets me drunk. That is *duh booom sissssssssssh" BEER. I can hold my hard liquor like heck but don't give me beer. I was going to observe so we could get a grant as a scientific experiment on Booneyfirehead. |
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Can I watch?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee! You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either, Mr Hippie? Men??? *giggle* Well the trick is you haven't been giving me what gets me drunk. That is *duh booom sissssssssssh" BEER. I can hold my hard liquor like heck but don't give me beer. I was going to observe so we could get a grant as a scientific experiment on Booneyfirehead. Ummmmmmmmmmm, you done lost me at "duh booom sissssssssh". I havent been learned all those big words Mr Hippie, im just a southern gal, who didnt like schoolin much. |
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