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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 12/17/11 09:42 AM
I haven't passed out yet, put triple straws in them things! Only if you give me your car keys!! Good thing I have spares.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 12/17/11 10:58 AM
And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. giggle

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 12/17/11 11:01 AM
gimmy a jack n coke jade....................

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 12/17/11 11:02 AM
And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. giggle Lends hippie his screwdriver

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 12/17/11 11:03 AM
gimmy a jack n coke jade.................... Coming right up Boonyman!giggle

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 12/17/11 11:04 AM
And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. giggle Lends hippie his screwdriver I SAW THAT! Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 12/17/11 11:07 AM
And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. giggle Lends hippie his screwdriver I SAW THAT! Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here! Gives Jade a paper with the number '17' written on it instead I gave you 17, so now do I get 69'd?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 12/17/11 11:17 AM
And you will be searched for spares! Im not always dumb, just most of the time. giggle Lends hippie his screwdriver I SAW THAT! Give me the doggone screwdriver, or your 86'd from here! Gives Jade a paper with the number '17' written on it instead I gave you 17, so now do I get 69'd? Some peoples kids! Im tellen ya! giggle, giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 12/17/11 11:35 AM
I didn't even get to touch the screwdriver. So I want one to drink then! Get some of the sweet tequila taste out of my mouth.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 12/18/11 04:34 PM
Now I been waiting so long I'm sober. Just put the tequila and Jim Beam bottles on the counter and back away for your own safety.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 12/19/11 07:19 AM
move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/19/11 07:46 AM
Now I been waiting so long I'm sober. Just put the tequila and Jim Beam bottles on the counter and back away for your own safety. I DO have a life, outside of this bar, ya know? Besides when you asked me for another one, I said "only if you take a taxi", then caught you sneakin behind the bar, trying to get your car keys back. Your on time out Mister!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/19/11 07:48 AM
move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! giggle, giggle

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 12/19/11 07:55 AM
move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! giggle, giggle yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet..... oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/19/11 08:12 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 12/19/11 08:13 AM
move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! giggle, giggle yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet..... oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well honey, you dont need me to "wet your noodle!" Ya just get a pot, and put some water in it, than you put it on the stove, till it boils, than you add a little salt,(so it dont boil over), turn down the heat, add your noodle, and it should be done in about 10 minutes give or take a few. Its so easy, I can do it! giggle

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 12/19/11 08:29 AM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 12/19/11 11:49 AM
move over hippy.................make room for me and my jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here ya go Boonyhoney. Your jack and coke, just like you like your women, strong, smooth, and wet! giggle, giggle Can I watch? yeah if I could ever get ya home so's I could get my noddle wet..... oh well Drinking is never crowded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well honey, you dont need me to "wet your noodle!" Ya just get a pot, and put some water in it, than you put it on the stove, till it boils, than you add a little salt,(so it dont boil over), turn down the heat, add your noodle, and it should be done in about 10 minutes give or take a few. Its so easy, I can do it! giggle

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/19/11 12:04 PM
Can I watch? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee! You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either, Mr Hippie? Men??? giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 12/19/11 12:08 PM
Can I watch? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee! You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either, Mr Hippie? Men??? giggle Well the trick is you haven't been giving me what gets me drunk. That is *duh booom sissssssssssh" BEER. I can hold my hard liquor like heck but don't give me beer. I was going to observe so we could get a grant as a scientific experiment on Booneyfirehead.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/19/11 12:11 PM
Can I watch? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lordyyyyyyyyy Maeeeeeee! You mean, you dont know how to wet a noodle either, Mr Hippie? Men??? giggle Well the trick is you haven't been giving me what gets me drunk. That is *duh booom sissssssssssh" BEER. I can hold my hard liquor like heck but don't give me beer. I was going to observe so we could get a grant as a scientific experiment on Booneyfirehead. Ummmmmmmmmmm, you done lost me at "duh booom sissssssssh". I havent been learned all those big words Mr Hippie, im just a southern gal, who didnt like schoolin much.