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| Topic: Ok.....what as a guy can....... | |
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you offer a woman???
 
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Ok this will be interesting........
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My unconditional love, lots of hot polkas and a mustache to fondle and lick crumbs out of...
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lol but youre not a guy sher!!!! geeeeeeez!!!!
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Now how can you tell? Are my tighty whities showing?
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I see they are afraid...........
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Well I'm an Ogre with my own Swamp...
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my house, truck, alimony.!!!! lmao
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What, no rides on your back???
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lol I want rides on their back!!!!
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and also if they can play pirate once in awhile
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I'm then names Shrek Sparrow.. Capt'n Shrek Sparrow... Yeah Hop on me back me hearties... |
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hmmmm
so far we have an ogre offering a swamp, seahawks offering a house, truck and alimony |
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Forget playing pirate, I want the treasure... :)
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how about some candles delray?
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bah! I can buy my own candles at the dollar store!!!!
So.........what can you offer a woman>>??? |
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Sherbert you only get the treasure after you play pirate!!!!
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Sure thing Pooh... Pulls two out of his ears lights them for Pooh... |
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Diamonds, sex or what's behind door #3...
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