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Topic: Cheesiest Pick up Line
machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Thu 09/29/11 04:08 PM
Of course I would. Even if you didnt say that, can I still do it? The cheesiest said to me..."fancy a bj?" still, maybe it wasnt that bad because it did work. Who could resist your...interesting green...self. Lol

FatFreddy Joined Sun 09/11/11 Posts: 641	Fri 09/30/11 02:57 PM
Hey machug, like the new picture. Its like you are blossoming, each time a little more beauty is revealed.. ...as for the green-ness, you know (or at least you suspect) that I'm not really green dont you

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Fri 09/30/11 06:24 PM
Hey machug, like the new picture. Its like you are blossoming, each time a little more beauty is revealed.. ...as for the green-ness, you know (or at least you suspect) that I'm not really green dont you Thank you for the sweet compliment. I have suspected that you are not really green...but Looks are not THE most important thing. Sense of humor...that's sexy!

SilentlyScreaming Joined Mon 09/10/07 Posts: 10681	Fri 09/30/11 06:40 PM
Hey machug, like the new picture. Its like you are blossoming, each time a little more beauty is revealed.. ...as for the green-ness, you know (or at least you suspect) that I'm not really green dont you YOU'RE NOT REALLY GREEN?!?!?!

whatssuup Joined Sat 10/25/08 Posts: 690	Fri 09/30/11 06:43 PM
Nice leg's.... What time do they open ? (rude) Somebody phone god..... There is an angel missing (lame) Excuse me but do you have the time ? Because I've got the place (OMG)

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 09/30/11 06:57 PM
Nice leg's.... What time do they open ? (rude) Somebody phone god..... There is an angel missing (lame) Excuse me but do you have the time ? Because I've got the place (OMG) those are not bad altho I prolly would just laugh at him I did have my first boyfriend after my divorce walk up to me in the pool hall when I was at the tables and say it's a small one but I know how to use it I was a done deal - he had beautiful eyes - no rescue possible I spent the next 48 hrs with him...and more

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 09/30/11 07:05 PM
I used to work as a lounge waitress so have heard most of the well known cliches I did have this one venezulan guy ask me to marry him - when I told him it was one helluva line - he got upset HE WAS FREAKIN SERIOUS at closing I hid behind the bartender and brought my boyfriend to work every night until he left town guys used to write shite on napkins with their phones # s all the time and tell me they had a "tip" for me...haha - most of the napkins I didn't read - we (the waitresses) always just threw their stuff out in the trash so can't remember any of the lines

whatssuup Joined Sat 10/25/08 Posts: 690	Fri 09/30/11 07:09 PM
So..... What would like for breakfast ?

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 09/30/11 07:22 PM
So..... What would like for breakfast ? me? breakfast with a moose? u aren't the one on the floor are u?

whatssuup Joined Sat 10/25/08 Posts: 690	Fri 09/30/11 07:27 PM
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.... nothing up my sleeves (done in my best bullwinkle voice)

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 09/30/11 07:44 PM
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.... nothing up my sleeves (done in my best bullwinkle voice) this rabbit don't hide in no hat watch me trip a moose on the loose

kayak69 Joined Sat 10/14/06 Posts: 4521	Fri 09/30/11 07:44 PM
A long time friend of mine used this one. How would you like a sexual experience so intense it will change your political beliefs? And it worked, I saw it.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 09/30/11 07:49 PM
that would require having political beliefs in the first place

kayak69 Joined Sat 10/14/06 Posts: 4521	Fri 09/30/11 07:52 PM
Very true.

pyxxie13 Joined Wed 09/28/11 Posts: 3835	Fri 09/30/11 10:17 PM
Are you tired? Because you been running through my mind all night.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sat 10/01/11 10:39 AM
I have two Are you a parking ticket, cause you have FINE written all over you. (Hey Troublebug, YOU could use this one.) Is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin' it. (This from my teenage son. After swatting him with the paper, he promised he would never use it. haha)

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 10/01/11 10:45 AM
"Could we just please have sex?" It's worked on me twice.

Jenknee Joined Mon 04/26/10 Posts: 425	Sat 10/01/11 10:52 AM
The pick-up line was so nasty I can't type it. I turned him down. Another nasty one- "You remind me of my ex-wife...she was a *****" Lol, from a old biker who had skin that looked like leather that went well with his tacky leather vest, he also had what appeared to be a 30 year old mustache, etc., etc.

FatFreddy Joined Sun 09/11/11 Posts: 641	Sun 10/02/11 05:00 PM
Jenknee, Im interested in any you have heard that have worked and that you think might work twice...especially if a guy dressed as a cartoon said it to you

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 10/02/11 05:08 PM
Jenknee, Im interested in any you have heard that have worked and that you think might work twice...especially if a guy dressed as a cartoon said it to you Freddy, what happened to you sweetie?? You are looking scared.