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there's 2 that are in competition for 1st place: is it hot in here, or is it just you? here's a quarter, call your mother, you're not going home tonight. how could anyone resist. 
They sound like some real charmers there! I'm sure you couldnt' resist at all! 
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 yeah - rowr baby, hold me back!!!
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Hot yes! Could be us! Let's see!
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, angel??
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More cheesy pick-up lines! *rubs hands together*
"If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don't worry... I just asked for you for Christmas" |
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, angel??  omg! funny- although, i admire the chutzpah it must take to actually say those things....
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OMG! I hope this keeps going, it is the best s-it ever,I am rolling here!
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More cheesy pick-up lines! *rubs hands together* "If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don't worry... I just asked for you for Christmas" No way...LOL. |
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
MAJOR EYE ROLL!! 
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"Excuse me. I'm a bit lost. Could I get directions to your house?"
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. MAJOR EYE ROLL!!
Awesome! |
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This is the most laughing I have done for a long time, thx.
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"Damn, woman. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
SCORE! |
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"Damn, woman. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" SCORE! YES, I have heard that one. |
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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ***.
classy. |
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How did that work out?
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Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ***. classy. That's awesome! |
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B.S. no one said that about the keg.
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. MAJOR EYE ROLL!!
Awesome! Although I DO kinda like this one... very bold |
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How did that work out? about as you'd expect - lots of AA meetings were predicted for his future. |
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