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Topic: Cheesiest Pick up Line
boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 09/28/11 06:48 PM
"You look like a sure thing!"

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 09/28/11 06:52 PM
the last one that worked went something like "I'm married you're ridin' with my brother"

hupuppy Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 1249	Wed 09/28/11 07:03 PM
Your clothes would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor

Kiwiji Joined Sun 09/25/11 Posts: 253	Wed 09/28/11 07:13 PM
that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 09/29/11 04:11 AM
"Hey, baby...how about some cheese?" (Oh wait...that one worked!)

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 09/29/11 04:22 AM
Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?

Kiwiji Joined Sun 09/25/11 Posts: 253	Thu 09/29/11 04:30 AM
There is no way that ever worked for anyone

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Thu 09/29/11 06:34 AM
that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi? Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Thu 09/29/11 06:36 AM
that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi? Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single. That is what I wondered. Descibe it for us...

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Thu 09/29/11 06:53 AM
that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi? Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single. That is what I wondered. Descibe it for us... To hell with descibe Go ahead and put it on and post a pic.

SilentlyScreaming Joined Mon 09/10/07 Posts: 10681	Thu 09/29/11 07:48 AM
that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi? Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single. That is what I wondered. Descibe it for us... To hell with descibe Go ahead and put it on and post a pic. lol i want to see him model his lingerie as well!

roadlesstrvld Joined Fri 11/26/10 Posts: 725	Thu 09/29/11 08:03 AM
Worst ever.. "Hi...does your carpet match the curtains?"

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Thu 09/29/11 08:29 AM
"I'm not ver good at telling lies, but I'll give it a shot. I want to be with you foreve............... Can we have sex now?????"

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Thu 09/29/11 10:10 AM
"I'm not ver good at telling lies, but I'll give it a shot. I want to be with you foreve............... Can we have sex now?????" Did this work on Eileen? I think not. But nice try

Kiwiji Joined Sun 09/25/11 Posts: 253	Thu 09/29/11 10:49 AM
that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi? Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single. Should have seen that one coming will choose my words more carefully in the future.

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Thu 09/29/11 10:52 AM
So come one show us. we don;t judge.

Kiwiji Joined Sun 09/25/11 Posts: 253	Thu 09/29/11 02:01 PM
Hmmm a Kiwi in fishnets, would have to shave my legs first

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Thu 09/29/11 02:21 PM
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Seriously!!!

FatFreddy Joined Sun 09/11/11 Posts: 641	Thu 09/29/11 03:40 PM
Of course I would. Even if you didnt say that, can I still do it? The cheesiest said to me..."fancy a bj?" still, maybe it wasnt that bad because it did work.

paul1217 Joined Fri 01/29/10 Posts: 904	Thu 09/29/11 03:49 PM
Allow me to clear off a place for you to sit. (said while wiping off mustache)