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Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be thankful for small mercies! Never go for a crap at your partners mums house when you have fifty gift horses up your azz, unless you hate the biotch and wanna fill her entire bath up. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 09/12/11 12:57 PM
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Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be thankful for small mercies! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Never too old to flick a stone! Instead of throwing ...ya flick it. Kinda like flicking someone in the head. ![]() |
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Hi all
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This question. ![]() Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? ![]() ![]() Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! ![]() Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." |
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Hi all ![]() |
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This question. ![]() Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? ![]() ![]() Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! ![]() Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." ![]() ![]() |
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Hi all ![]() I miss you too.....awww..... ![]() |
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This question. ![]() Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? ![]() ![]() Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! ![]() Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." ![]() ![]() Now that's what I call eating out for lunch |
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This question. ![]() Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? ![]() ![]() Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! ![]() Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." ![]() ![]() Now that's what I call eating out for lunch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 09/13/11 01:27 PM
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Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() WHAT WAS I ON??? ![]() Hmmmmmmmm, let me think, ![]() no alcohol, no illegal drugs, no marijuana, ![]() pretty much narrows it down to "the first thing that came into my head", ![]() I guess. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Todays phrase is.......
Dont whip out your Willy Wonka, in the Chocolate Factory. |
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You're out of order, you're out of order, this whole court's out of order!
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Wait? I have to do what to your where for how long?
You gotta be sittin on frog with a log up your azz |
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More never is enough
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Psycho, its fun for the whole family!
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well that just took the icing..hey come back you don't wat the cake too?
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Just take off your shirt, thats all, I promise!
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