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Topic: IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 09/12/11 10:21 AM
Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. At least i'de be getting something up my azz!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/12/11 10:28 AM
Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. At least i'de be getting something up my azz! Be thankful for small mercies! Never go for a crap at your partners mums house when you have fifty gift horses up your azz, unless you hate the biotch and wanna fill her entire bath up.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 09/12/11 12:56 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 09/12/11 12:57 PM
Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. At least i'de be getting something up my azz! Be thankful for small mercies! Who said I wanted something "small" up my azz! Im gonna get in trouble.

winterblue56 Joined Sun 12/12/10 Posts: 2465	Mon 09/12/11 03:18 PM
Never too old to flick a stone! Does that mean like, Never too old to pick your nose? Instead of throwing ...ya flick it. Kinda like flicking someone in the head.

muziclvr Joined Thu 02/08/07 Posts: 1814	Mon 09/12/11 03:19 PM
Hi all

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 09/12/11 05:47 PM
This question. Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. Ok fine, I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box."

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 09/12/11 07:26 PM
Hi all I missed you AGAIN!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 09/12/11 07:28 PM
This question. Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. Ok fine, I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." Someone put their puzzy into your lunch box???

muziclvr Joined Thu 02/08/07 Posts: 1814	Mon 09/12/11 07:30 PM
Hi all I missed you AGAIN! I miss you too.....awww.....

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Mon 09/12/11 07:30 PM
This question. Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. Ok fine, I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." Someone put their puzzy into your lunch box??? Now that's what I call eating out for lunch

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 09/13/11 12:14 PM
This question. Would you, make up a quote, all by yourself, and tell it to us here? Well, there is that thing I always say whenever I encounter a law officer: "I'm innocent! Now what's the charge?" Amazingly, that saying of mine became so popular on Planet Melmac that it became the Melmacian National Motto. It made me a Melmac celebrity . . . well, that and all those "Wanted" posters. Ok fine, I guess you all want to say your old quotes....... so go for it, I give up! Here is a recent quote that I used: "That cat was your pet? Sorry. I don't know how it got into my lunch box." Someone put their puzzy into your lunch box??? Now that's what I call eating out for lunch

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 09/13/11 01:25 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 09/13/11 01:27 PM
Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz. At least i'de be getting something up my azz! I CANT BELIEVE I TYPED THIS!!! WHAT WAS I ON??? Hmmmmmmmm, let me think, no alcohol, no illegal drugs, no marijuana, pretty much narrows it down to "the first thing that came into my head", I guess.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 09/13/11 01:28 PM
Maybe I was possessed by evil spirits, and need an exorcist

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 09/13/11 01:30 PM
Todays phrase is....... Dont whip out your Willy Wonka, in the Chocolate Factory.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 09/13/11 01:31 PM
You're out of order, you're out of order, this whole court's out of order!

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 09/13/11 01:41 PM
Wait? I have to do what to your where for how long? You gotta be sittin on frog with a log up your azz

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Tue 09/13/11 01:45 PM
More never is enough

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 09/13/11 01:46 PM
Psycho, its fun for the whole family!

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 09/13/11 01:49 PM
well that just took the icing..hey come back you don't wat the cake too?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 09/13/11 02:00 PM
Just take off your shirt, thats all, I promise!