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| Topic: IT CAME INTO MY MOUTH!! | |
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"Is the glass half empty,or half full?"
I say its the wrong size glass! 
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To know me is to love me,
but to have me, costs big bucks!
Yes, I just made that up. 
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To know me is to love me, but to have me, costs big bucks!
Yes, I just made that up.
*Starts printing up some more cash* |
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To know me is to love me, but to have me, costs big bucks!
Yes, I just made that up.
*Starts printing up some more cash* I wouldnt charge you to have sex with me full price that is, i'll give you the "buy one get one free" special, all the time!
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can I have your eyes up here please? no, no back up here, good boy
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Is that a penis in your pocket?
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Is that a penis in your pocket?
Why yes, yes it is...... Wait, is it still a pocket if the bottom's cut out? |
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Is that a penis in your pocket?
Why yes, yes it is...... Wait, is it still a pocket if the bottom's cut out? 
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