Thin may be in, but fats where its at!

I told that to my best friend earlier today. She started cracking up

Some "Pantara"

then

Get back to the over 50 forums, Grandad! (also known as Gods Waiting Room!).


(im just kidding, please dont have a heart attack or anything!)

no one knows the noise not known

Interesting.

How could you know the noise if its not known, that is unless you know, what nobody knows,maybe with your nose, who knows, in which, you would have to be, some king of psychic person, or maybe an alien, from a planet like Saturn, or, no not Saturn, you probably cant get through the rings, to land a spaceship there, unless, possibly, there is a dooway in Saturn, that we dont know about, because we always take pictures of Saturn on the left, and the door is on the right, but actually it would have to be bigger than a door, to get a whole spaceship through, probably more like a garage door, or an airplane hanger door, yeah, an airplane hanger door, that is, unless, you can park your spaceship outside the rings of Saturn, and just walk through the door, with you spacesuit on, but if your an alien, maybe you dont need a spacesuit, and you can just float around out there, in your underoos or something, or possibly............................................................................................................................

And you give me flowers too Turtle, and he has never not even one time sent me any flowers, and you know they have flower delivery services, and he knows my home address, so he could send me flowers, but no not one time, has he ever sent me flowers to my house, and everyday I look in the mailbox, just thinkin that he might have sent me a flower or 2, but noooooooooooooo, not one single flower, and last week he spent $800.00 on some tool thing that he wanted, and he cant spend maybe $50.00 and send me a damn flower or two, im tellen ya Turtle, im abouts to.................................................................

Todays phrase is

Wooooooop Woooooooop WOOOOOO!

Not really, thats stupid. Really it is..

All old people were young once, but that was years ago so Fk 'em!

Tomorrow phrase will be

Where the hell did i put my car keys?!

And the day after's

Oh thats right, i don't drive

My phrase today is ....

Dont sweat the petty, pet the sweaty!

Never look a gift horse up the ar%e

Never ^&((^% a gift horse up the azz!

Never let a gift horse shove its hoof up your azz

Never try to fit an entire gift horse up your azz.

Never advertise that you would like an entire gift horse up your azz because before you know it you'll have fifty gift horses up your azz.