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Edited by
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NEW FROM LUVCO, ITS.......
"MOVIN MONKEYS"!!! "Movin Monkeys" are GREAT for many uses... THEY CAN HELP YOU.... 
Get rid of unwanted solicitors 
Take pictures on your next vacation, without having to ask strangers
Experience the joys of motherhood, without getting pregnant
Help you ladies with hair style, make-up, and fashion tips
Secure your home, WITHOUT an alarm system
Help in the kitchen, with cooking, and baking
 
Teach you to roller skate, or learn Karate
Drive you home from the bar, to avoid those messy "D.U.I's"
Clean the bathroom, and do other household chores
Tell jokes, and entertain guests at your next party
And these are just SOME of the things that you can do with "Movin Monkeys!!". And for our introductory offer, we are offering "Moving Monkeys" right now for only $988.95 each, normally priced at $989.00, you save, well nevermind, ORDER NOW! To get your "Movin Monkeys", send $988.95 check or money order to Movin Monkeys 6969 Monkey Way Monkeyville, Ca, 69696 *credit cards not accepted* *offer only available while supply lasts* *no returns or refunds* *not responsible for possible damage caused by "Movin Monkeys"* *this offer not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt". |
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'Hey, hey, it's the Monkees'...
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'Hey, hey, it's the Monkees'... 
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I'll take a dozen.
Along with my very useful box of Handsys maybe they'll be able to get some of the dog hair out of my carpet and clean up the "doggy land mines" out in the yard. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 08/28/11 11:25 AM
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I'll take a dozen. Along with my very useful box of Handsys maybe they'll be able to get some of the dog hair out of my carpet and clean up the "doggy land mines" out in the yard. *check or money order only* WHAT A DEAL!
And with an order that large, and since you are a valued customer, we are going to throw in, free with your order... 
"Mr Eggiehead!!".
Hes wonderful for slicing, dicing, smashing, and demolishing, eggs, and can also be used in the bathtub, with your children, for hours of fun.
*not responsible for injuries that may occur using "Mr Eggiehead, especially by children in the bathtub* *no credit cards accepted* *no refunds or returns* *this offer not avaliable in "Bum Phuck Egypt"* |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 08/28/11 11:27 AM
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I thought Moving Monkey's was the title of Lex's next book.
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I thought Moving Monkey's was the title of Lex's next book.
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I'll take monkeywali with me.
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I'll take monkeywali with me. How cute is that?? 
They're going fast, dont hesitate to order now!! |
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I'll take monkeywali with me. How cute is that??
They're going fast, dont hesitate to order now!! Nahi yaar...main tumhe he bhga le jane ki baat kar raha hun...!! Bol,aati kya khandala?? www.hindilyrix.com/.../get_song_Aati%20Kya%20Khandala.html |
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I'll take monkeywali with me. How cute is that??
They're going fast, dont hesitate to order now!! Nahi yaar...main tumhe he bhga le jane ki baat kar raha hun...!! Bol,aati kya khandala?? www.hindilyrix.com/.../get_song_Aati%20Kya%20Khandala.html And you better not be calling me a fool again, prashant! 
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now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? |
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I'll take monkeywali with me. How cute is that??
They're going fast, dont hesitate to order now!! Nahi yaar...main tumhe he bhga le jane ki baat kar raha hun...!! Bol,aati kya khandala?? www.hindilyrix.com/.../get_song_Aati%20Kya%20Khandala.html And you better not be calling me a fool again, prashant!
Oh no...Honey I know its not needed at all to call u as a fool again & again. |
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Those monkeys all seem to have a better life than me, dernit! I wanna hang out with them. |
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now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? get it, 1/2price!
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I'll take monkeywali with me. How cute is that??
They're going fast, dont hesitate to order now!! Nahi yaar...main tumhe he bhga le jane ki baat kar raha hun...!! Bol,aati kya khandala?? www.hindilyrix.com/.../get_song_Aati%20Kya%20Khandala.html And you better not be calling me a fool again, prashant!
Oh no...Honey I know its not needed at all to call u as a fool again & again.
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I'll take monkeywali with me. How cute is that??
They're going fast, dont hesitate to order now!! Nahi yaar...main tumhe he bhga le jane ki baat kar raha hun...!! Bol,aati kya khandala?? www.hindilyrix.com/.../get_song_Aati%20Kya%20Khandala.html And you better not be calling me a fool again, prashant!
Oh no...Honey I know its not needed at all to call u as a fool again & again.
NOW I hvnt called u a fool,because its not needed to repeat. |
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now that remindsss me of the recent movie i watched- the rise of the planet of apes. Lol but damn $989.00 would empty my wallet. Robeta, how bout you give some discount? get it, 1/2price!
can those dwarf movin monkeys help me get rid off my neighbour? If so, then its a deal
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