Just wanted to let everyone know that if you need advice witht the ladies id be happy to help ya out :) or chat or whatever ^^ I talking and helping people :D

There is this slug that appears on my
walls and ceiling every time it rains.
We have an awkward relationship.
I want to kill him, he wants to scare me.
What should I do?

He is a BIG mofo, 8 inches long, and
an inch wide.
Obviously a male, hears nothing I say.

I studied psychology for 7 years, and I still can't figure out what they want -- other than a guy with an on-off switch on his brain that can be set permanently to off....!

If I could ask one question, it would be how can I find a girlfriend who won't make it her life's mission to convert me into a domesticated farm animal....?

Or, as an alternative, I might ask how can I build a replica of the Sphinx entirely out of maraschino cherries, and still have it last for 5000 years. I think both questions are equally valid (and equally answerable!) --

Lex..

Sometimes when a new batter steps in, the best thing to do is throw a curve ball and see how they handle it.....!

Seriously, though, this is a situation that's been a problem for me for ages, and if someone has any actual advice (other than the standard boilerplate "Just knock it off and be like everybody else"), I'd like to hear it.

birds of a feather flock together. i would suggest that if you want a particular type of girl, go where those girls group. i like to ride motorcycles and when i want someone to ride along i go to biker bars. i'm not saying this is foolproof, i have met some whiny women at biker bars (i guess the tough girls invite them sometimes) btw when i chat with women and they mention something they like that i don't, i mention a guy i know from here that i think may be into what they are. i have mentioned you in the past and i will continue to do so until you post in the success thread bro. hey my man krupa stuck with it, so that goes to show there is hope for all of us bro
all the best to you lex,
from the bulldog

(sorry about the grammar and sentence structure)

Thanks, ese, I'll take all the help I can get!

You know, my problem here in Indianastan is that I just don't know anybody, and I have yet to see (as far as I can tell, which might not be particularly accurate) that particular type of girl around the area. It's an odd place. I guess, if you're looking for a specific kind of person, and there's a specific kind of place where those people hang out, it gives you some idea where to focus. I just don't have that sort of framework in place.

lol, maybe you need to use the internet www.girlslikebilliepiper.com

You'd be surprised how few locals they have on there....!

i really want a girl friend

there is no need say your sorry
for no one is perfect when it comes to spelling

hairspray

Oh no, wasn't Ricki Lake in that?

Do women like "The Motor Boat"?

I wanna know cause I got a date coming up.

well motorboating?? hellya Dr

does she like maraschino cherries?

I am gonna assume that is a "YES"