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Topic: Relationship advice
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Fri 08/26/11 08:04 PM

I am gonna assume that is a "YES"
fast & wet I guessblushing

but I don't know anything about any movie or whateverdrinks

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Fri 08/26/11 08:04 PM




I studied psychology for 7 years, and I still can't figure out what they want -- other than a guy with an on-off switch on his brain that can be set permanently to off....!

If I could ask one question, it would be how can I find a girlfriend who won't make it her life's mission to convert me into a domesticated farm animal....?

Or, as an alternative, I might ask how can I build a replica of the Sphinx entirely out of maraschino cherries, and still have it last for 5000 years. I think both questions are equally valid (and equally answerable!) --

shades



hairspray


Oh no, wasn't Ricki Lake in that?




does she like maraschino cherries?


Hmmmm....well, I have no evidence to assume otherwise....!


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Fri 08/26/11 08:06 PM


Just wanted to let everyone know that
if you need advice witht the ladies
id be happy to help ya out :) or chat
or whatever ^^ I talking and helping
people :D

There is this slug that appears on my
walls and ceiling every time it rains.
We have an awkward relationship.
I want to kill him, he wants to scare me.
What should I do?

He is a BIG mofo, 8 inches long, and
an inch wide.
Obviously a male, hears nothing I say.


feed him viagra and put him outside?

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