This is it, what you've all been waiting for.......



its the "Handsy Helper" from Luvco!



Use it to pull up womans skirts. They cant slap you, cause the "Handsy Helper" did it,not you!

Use it to spank your children. When they run to call "C.P.S." on you, you can say the "Handsy Helper" did it, not you!

Use it to "smack that azz", when your getting freaky , so you dont hurt your hand doing it, and can still give her what she wants!

Use it to spank your dog, or cat. "Animal Abuse" cant touch you, because you never actually touched your pet!

Use it to massage your partners back, or your own, or use it on your partners ((((( CENSORED )))))!

Use it when you all alone to ((((( CENSORED ))))), its great, and you can still stay single!




Hey,

The "Handsy Helper" also has bendable fingers. Wow!

so you can.......



Signal O.K.
Give a peace sign to someone
Do the "Vulcan" greeting, from "Star Trek"
Wave good-bye
Wave hello
Give a "high five" to someone
Signal "Stop" when walking across the street
Tell someone, you dont want to talk to, to "speak to the hand".



You wanna flip someone off?

Just bend down all the fingers except the middle one!

ITS SO EASY, EVEN A CHILD COULD DO IT!





We are offering the "Handsy Helper" at a low introductory price of $9.99.....YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT.....JUST $9.99.

We must be CRAZY to offer them at such a low price......

but thats not all....

If you order the "Handsy Helper", at the low introductory price of $9.99, we'll throw in a second "Handsy Helper" free with your order.

You can.......



Give one to your boss
Give one to a friend
Give one to a complete stranger
Keep them both..(just think what you could do with 2 "Handsy Helpers?".)



We're not done yet.......



If you call within the next 15 minutes, we will also include, not 1, not 2, but 3 "Sham Wow" towels!

At this price and value, they wont last long......so send your check, or money order to......



The Handsy Helper
6969 Grabbit Blvd,
Stickman, CA, 69696 or to charge by phone, with your credit card, simply call 1-800-BAD-DEAL thats 1-800-BAD-DEAL.

So get "Handsy" today!



Hurry while supply lasts!

*other charges may be added for shipping
*This offer not availiable in "Bum Phuck Egypt".

But I prefer the meticulous craft of letting my hand do all that. I'm a hands-on kinda person.

But now you could have 3 or 4 hands, instead of 1! Imagine the possibilities!

Hey, it wouldn't be the same feeling. Women only have two boobs at most you know, unless you are in Total Recall. So my hands are full and ummmmm wait, how much are they?

$9.99, thats right, just $9.99, while supply lasts!

I only have 94 cents and I need 54 for a McD's cone. How much is my slave labor worth?

You best be getting your sign ready, so you can stand out on the street, and get you some scrilla!

My sign says "Stop earthquakes now!"

I plan on being a popular protestor.

this guy said the hansy helper was fun for the whole family, is that true

Can I get the 2-finger version?
It's really all I need :-)

Absolutely, like we said, "Its so easy, even a child could do it!

I want it for me!! does in come in EXTRA large? And I need 2 of them for the "Rosie" deed!!!
AND I hope they are washable!!!

It comes in one standard size, but is plenty big enough to handsyly handle all your deeds!

Yes, they are completely washable! Just wash em like you would your own hands, a little soap and water, and towel dry!

Then better order me 4 with LOTS of soap!!!!

A wise choice indeed sir! So thats $19.98 plus shipping! What a great deal!

Can I try it out for free for 30 days with a money back Guarentee?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no! Please dont return a used "Handsy Helper".

Then how do I know if it works? Mr. Happy needs specail attention!!! Do U have a "Lip Gripper for the Zipper"? thats a real Pleaser!!!