Hang in there baby.........



only 49 pages to a flip!

I'll take a dozen.

And a case of "Handy Lotion".

I've got a big project that needs some extra hands.

"Big Project"???

Ugh huh!

Is that what their calling masterbation these days?

My Children already think I have extra hands, Where I dont know & refuse to ask but No Thanx......
Then they (Children) would expect me to use more then the 2 I was born with.

I'll have a One Finger for picking my nose please.

A Two Finger for giving the peace sign on my school bus.

1 Middle Finger for (bleeping) my (bleeping) my (bleep).

I might need 2 Five Finger ones for holding "the girls" up and looking in the mirror. Do you make stationary ones??

If I ever get a boyfriend, I will definately use one for kinkeyness. Do they come with batteries??

Oh....and there are those butt scratching times that nothing will do except a Five Finger!

are u sure that u aren't offerring a set of japanese steak knives and a can opener with that????

Dayyyyyyyyyyum....

Ok,

You dont need a one finger one for picking your nose, you just simply bend down 4 fingers, and "Violia".

For giving the peace sign, you just simply bend down 3 fingers.

To flip someone off, just simply bend down 4 fingers.

(I cant believe im having to explain this!)

If you buy one within the next 15 minutes, you will get one free, so you can have 2. WHAT A DEAL!!!

They dont need batteries,(they simply work, from the pressure of your arm, and hand).

Butt scratching is wonderful, with "Handsy Helper, use as many fingers, as you like, depending on the size of your azz.

Whewwwwwwwwww!

Absolutely not...

those are availiable with the "Bottle and Jug Cutter" only!

UUMMM Can I return the small size? I think they are a little too small.





And how come you don't offer these versions? ( I kinda liked the gloved one)


I found dome great uses for the handsy!
YOu could be artistic ALL by yourself


You could have your own "show of hands" political party

O.k. LeAnne,

Your doin wayyyyy too much!

How really bored, are you sweety?

Or, can I get some of what your on?

Your on a "GOOD ONE"

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!! (JK)

(Look, I love you so much, I cant even rip on you, without saying im kidding!)

Fine,

I'll give you 3 for $9.99, (but dont tell anyone!)

I would like to order four of your wonderful
"handsy helpers"
One for home to shoo the dogs out
Two for work because of all the work they pile on me they must think I have more than two hands anyway
and one for my truck with four fingers permanently folded over for those cranky drivers on the road.
Can you please ship that priority post to me asap and bill it to my credit card

See...

Mointhesnow found even MORE ways to use the "Hansy Helper", than I even mentioned!

At this price, this offer wont last long, so ORDER TODAY!

(Ooooooooo, we got her credit card number!)

Just a couple of questions;

Is there a"Handsy" for left handers?

Is there a foreign language version as I am planning a trip to Europe
and when I flip someone off in Italy or France I want to make sure I am not committing any cross cultural blunders.

Just a "thank you" to all of our "Handsy Helper" customers!!

*this offer still not available in "Bum Phuck Egypt".

The "Handsy" Helper for those "special" moments.



Goes well with a Ms. Pinky doll.
Frank Zappa fans will know what I`m talking about.









Couldn`t find a Ms. Pinky doll. So I guess these pictures will do.

I know EXACTLY what your talkng about!


I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try

P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try



Another great use, for the "Handsy Helper"!

Wrong thread!