It was in our local club,
A saturday night in our local pub,
I on the pints standing at the bar,
She sat the table not very far,
Turning my way her looking glance,
I Knew straightaway i had a good chance,
When she called me over with a smile,
I called her back be there in awhile.

When drinks got to hit me
And feeling more in the groove,
Thought now is time go make the first move,
Walking over in slow pace, Smiling to her face,
She wearing white blouse and blue colour broach,
Just as she spoke ive awaited your approach,

I bought us drink round costing 6 pound,
She on the vodka straight from the glass,
I on the pints beer called the bass,
After that drink she went toilet sink
Walking in tight jean i liked what i seen,
I thought well you know what i mean,
Since thinking down her pants
Why not start a round on the dance
Back from the floor my legs feeling sore.

The taxi driver asked me a fiver
looking his face telling my home place.
Next morning spittles in my throat
To find a little note,
Mr bo,Beep fell into sleep
Not knowing to mount his sheep.


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HAHAHA, Very good :P

So funny...didn't see that ending coming...

funny