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Sat 07/30/11 12:32 PM
Edited by nObOdys_wiFe_JM on Sat 07/30/11 12:33 PM
* A guy donated blood to his GF. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. So the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said...
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“I’ll pay you monthly, OK?"

* An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor, and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

...The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times

* one spelling mistake can destroy your life. a husband sent this to his wife, "i,m having a wonderful time wish you were her..".

* a boy took a knife and started writing his gf's name on his arm.

several minutes later,
he started crying like crazy..

why?

****!!! WRONG SPELLING.

P.S. Feel free to post your joke here :smile:

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Sat 07/30/11 01:38 PM
rofl rofl :banana: rofl rofl

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Sat 07/30/11 01:41 PM
Edited by True_Love_89 on Sat 07/30/11 01:42 PM
Suppose His Girlfriend Is "PREGNANT" Then How Will She Pay Him Monthly ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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Sat 07/30/11 03:07 PM

Suppose His Girlfriend Is "PREGNANT" Then How Will She Pay Him Monthly ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

then he has to wait or she can borrow from a friend.:banana:

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Sat 07/30/11 03:07 PM

Suppose His Girlfriend Is "PREGNANT" Then How Will She Pay Him Monthly ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

then he has to wait or she can borrow from a friend.:banana:

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Sun 07/31/11 12:07 PM
whoa whoa whoa spock spock spock :laughing:

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Sun 07/31/11 01:38 PM

Suppose His Girlfriend Is "PREGNANT" Then How Will She Pay Him Monthly ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


credit maybe?? haha rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 07/31/11 04:28 PM
One day Fat Rat, said to Fat Cat, You care for Dinner? Fat Cat said no, I'm stuffed, and you've had yours too :P